Yeah, I wish the anaesthesiologist had said that, it would have made me feel better.
But, it gets better...
When they put me under, I was on a bed with the nurse's station directly on my left.
When someone said, "Steve...", I woke up and the nurse's station was directly to my left, so I said, "You going to move me into the operating room now?" (I was supposed to be under a local anesthetic, so I thought I would be awake during the cut and paste.)
The nurse said, "It's all done."
They check me out and ask a few questions, then move me to another room and help me off the bed and onto a one of those fold-out chairs.
A nurse walks up to me:
Nurse: "How are you feeling?"
Me: "Fine. If you will call Scott, he will come right over and pick me up."
Nurse: You can't leave until you pee."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Nurse: "We can't let you leave until you pee."
And they didn't.
Dammit, I'm starting to laugh now and it hurts to laugh.
Steve