whitty
Dealer / Materials Provider
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- Aug 25, 2005
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So I have not seen Willic on here in a good bit of time. I thought instead of giving him a chance to chime in with his whereabouts we could all come up with our own ideas of where he has been. I am happy to start!
Theory 1:
Last I heard Willic found out about a very rare Fiddleback Bushfinger buried deep in a hidden tribal group in the Amazon. He packed his stuff and said if we did not hear back from him in 6 months to send Joe to come find him. Speaking of Joe, where has he been lately?
Theory 2:
Willic went deep undercover during the election on a special government assignment to uncover voter fraud. He was a special agent assigned only to Justice Scalia. He went deep undercover with a voter fraud group and was about to blow the entire thing wide open. Justice Scalia unfortunately passed and was the only person available to bring Willic out of his deep under cover status. He was too deep to get out and ended up getting busted with a group trying to rig machines just before the election. He was arrested and sentenced to prison for 25 years. On his way to prison the bus wrecked and he escaped. The authorities were able to track him to a hidden stash of Fiddleback Forge Knives and think he is somewhere on the West Virginia/Ohio boarder living off the land with nothing but a Fiddleback Runt and a will to prove his innocence!
Theory 3:
He was abducted by the group known as S.P.A.N.K (Stupid People Against Nice Knives). They tortured and brainwashed him for months. Now he spends his days roaming flea markets trying to find the best Pakistani Damascus knife that can help his tortured soul! S.P.A.N.K follows his daily move and makes sure he never has access to nice knives again. As soon as he types "nice knives" in to his computer S.P.A.N.K kills his internet service and deletes his browser history so he can not even think to look again. He is lost and hurting, and do to the torture and mind games, he does not know why. I think we should assemble a special team to go save him.
These are just some of my theories. Anyone else got any ideas?
Theory 1:
Last I heard Willic found out about a very rare Fiddleback Bushfinger buried deep in a hidden tribal group in the Amazon. He packed his stuff and said if we did not hear back from him in 6 months to send Joe to come find him. Speaking of Joe, where has he been lately?
Theory 2:
Willic went deep undercover during the election on a special government assignment to uncover voter fraud. He was a special agent assigned only to Justice Scalia. He went deep undercover with a voter fraud group and was about to blow the entire thing wide open. Justice Scalia unfortunately passed and was the only person available to bring Willic out of his deep under cover status. He was too deep to get out and ended up getting busted with a group trying to rig machines just before the election. He was arrested and sentenced to prison for 25 years. On his way to prison the bus wrecked and he escaped. The authorities were able to track him to a hidden stash of Fiddleback Forge Knives and think he is somewhere on the West Virginia/Ohio boarder living off the land with nothing but a Fiddleback Runt and a will to prove his innocence!
Theory 3:
He was abducted by the group known as S.P.A.N.K (Stupid People Against Nice Knives). They tortured and brainwashed him for months. Now he spends his days roaming flea markets trying to find the best Pakistani Damascus knife that can help his tortured soul! S.P.A.N.K follows his daily move and makes sure he never has access to nice knives again. As soon as he types "nice knives" in to his computer S.P.A.N.K kills his internet service and deletes his browser history so he can not even think to look again. He is lost and hurting, and do to the torture and mind games, he does not know why. I think we should assemble a special team to go save him.
These are just some of my theories. Anyone else got any ideas?
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