As the originator of this lame assed thread, you win a nomination!!!!
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Anyone else see that super duper "moist" toilet paper advertizement on the daily show a couple of weeks ago? Can't wait till I can slide some of that moist wonderfullness across my ass. What self-respecting knifemaker wouldn't do the same?
You could put nacho cheese sauce on it...
personally I never use the stuff. I just got outside do my business, pull a small pine tree over to the ground,stradle it,and let it go and the tree will strighten back up. One smooth swipe and you are finished. Then back to the shop.