Which Busse for Cutting SPAM?

[Guyon]

And there you have it, Guyon the closet SPAMophile.

Does this mean I'm out in the open?

Sweet freedom.

Can I get married in Minnesota to another SPAMophile now?

Maybe I should call my mom and tell her before word spreads.

She thinks I like Deviled Ham.

 

[Bigfattyt]

I had a room mate who came to college with a case of spam. We never ate it. Before I move out, one of my cleaning/checkout jobs was to polish all the wood in the kitchen. I had heard on some tv talk show or something that an ingredient in spam made a good wood polish. So, I broke out the spam, and rubbed it all over all the exposed wood in the kitchen. Polished it up. That stuff really made the wood shine. The check out inspection people even asked me what I had used on the wood to get it so shiny. I just told them "a generic polish".


and yes, the kitchen did have a faint spamish smell.

 

[BJORNN]

More people cut spam can in half please!

 

[Greg45]

Too wierd! As I was reading this thread (just for an intellectual kick-off in the AM) I checked an email message. Down at the bottom it said "This email has been scanned for Viruses and Spam".

Hmmm. I guess you can't be too careful. Is Spam good for polishing wood but not good for computers?

 

[papathud]

A NICK by the way.

In the can, slicing, out of the can, push cutting.

Maybe Next I will try the Sword.

By the way, to slice, in the can with the NICK, just hold the can well and make a draw cut(takes several passes)