It's close, but my most recent monthly vehicle payment was higher than my most expensive knife. But unlike my knives, I use my vehicle. 
I made a mistake and bought a Dodge once. Forget pocketknives, a block of ice would have lasted longer.
This may be true, but that car would probably wear out long before your knives do. See? I could justify spending money on knives all day long...
I made a mistake and bought a Dodge once. Forget pocketknives, a block of ice would have lasted longer.