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Bob, what if the stilletto was Darrel Ralph's new design?
Don't you think the cop would be happy to trade your freedom for a $2K knife?
And Carl, you have forgotten about the folding version of the Rambotron Ninja Deathmonger. It is full auto and is called the Ninjamatic. Made from 9mm stock, it responds to brain waves and jumps fully open into the hand of its owner. Due to alien reversed engineered Stealth technology stolen from area 51 by the Russian Mob, the new Rambotron Ninjamatic Deathmonger is completely invisible, almost non-existant. It is powered by Entropy of course, none of that tempered spring nonsense.
You can get yours for just three easy payments. First, your car. Next, your house. And finally, all of the money you have in the bank. Order now. The Rambotron Ninjamatic Deathmonger made exclusively by CrapCo using the extraordinairy talents of Chinese political prisoners. Sold only through unauthorized Hillbilly Shopping Network stores. Get yours Now. Be the first on your block to own this amazing piece of technology. Don't wait. Supplies are limited.
Paracelsus
[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 01-29-2001).]
Don't you think the cop would be happy to trade your freedom for a $2K knife?
And Carl, you have forgotten about the folding version of the Rambotron Ninja Deathmonger. It is full auto and is called the Ninjamatic. Made from 9mm stock, it responds to brain waves and jumps fully open into the hand of its owner. Due to alien reversed engineered Stealth technology stolen from area 51 by the Russian Mob, the new Rambotron Ninjamatic Deathmonger is completely invisible, almost non-existant. It is powered by Entropy of course, none of that tempered spring nonsense.
You can get yours for just three easy payments. First, your car. Next, your house. And finally, all of the money you have in the bank. Order now. The Rambotron Ninjamatic Deathmonger made exclusively by CrapCo using the extraordinairy talents of Chinese political prisoners. Sold only through unauthorized Hillbilly Shopping Network stores. Get yours Now. Be the first on your block to own this amazing piece of technology. Don't wait. Supplies are limited.
Paracelsus
[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 01-29-2001).]