Which is worse? Losing a knife or getting senile?

solve this riddle the Spock way:

either lose one knife

or become enile and lose many knives

...and the rest of yer life too 'course
 
Lavan said:
Didn't think I did, but by golly I do...

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works great when you don't put it in the remote control thingie
:D
The screws are filed to a taper on the edge so they don't eat your pocket.
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Thanks, is that clip off a native III?
 
You can get a new knife. :D

Gettin' old stinks! Trust me. ;)

STR
 
I remember as a kid thinking I was not going to be like some adults and always lose pocket knives and loose change in reclining chairs and sofas.

I mean here I am a wittle kid, and these ladies and gents were always asking "anyone seen my knife?".

*sigh*

So I would have to go look for this knife they lost "again".
Of course I knew where to look as these "dumb old adults" kept doing the same darn things and I kept finding knives in the same darn places and finding loose change.

"Oh, thank you! Keep the change you found." Adults would say.

I get a wee bit bigger, and get to understanding a bit more about this "money bidness" and get to wishing and hoping a "dumb old adult" would lose some change.
It helps getting into laps of adults and being a wiggle-wart - for change to roll out of pockets.

I did not grow up, just got bigger. I "are" a "dumb old adult" now it is said.

"Anyone seen my knife?" me
"Here it is Uncle 'teve" - kid
"Why thank you! Keep that lose change you found" - me.

Nice to know some things are getting passed forward still...*wink*
 
Getting senile, no question. You can always buy *one* more knife. If you go senile, you can lose them all.
 
Losing the knife would be worse for me. I'd fret, worry and get angry over it. If I went senile, I wouldn't care about anything for too long....then not at all.
 
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