Who besides me wants Rusty to stay on the job?

Just another of those fact or myth stories that you hear by the 100's and they are all wonderful. Thanks, Sonam!

Rusty's in and like I said earlier, if I could only get him to start answering email, cleaning some knives, etc. etc.

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Blessings from the computer shack in Reno.

Uncle Bill
Himalayan Imports Website
Khukuri FAQ
 
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That Kama Sutra Oil is still strong!!
I put that sexy little knife in my rollaway in my workroom. When the room is actually shut up for a day and the door is opened the smell permeates the whole room!!
There is no telling just how strong the odor is in my toolbox.
I find it making me remember the days of my youth.
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The upside (well there are no downsides) is that the rollaway and its complimentary base and chest is going to stay in my room indefinitely.
If someone inheirits it they may have some explaing to do if the rollaway is ever taken back into a shop.
LMRRAO!!




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>>>>---¥vsa---->®

"Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it again."

'Thoreau'

Khukuri FAQ
 
Something I have to ask...Uncle Bill, has anyone ever asked to have some of the more "interesting" scenes from the Kama Sutra engraved on a khukuri they ordered from HI?

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Harry

L'audace, toujours l'audace!!!
 
If I remember correctly, Kama Sutra is ways to get energy from sexual relationtip instead of being exhausted (from male side). Positions employed are open for public, but the secret is still in the depth of Yoga way...

About voting, I have a hesitation to load someone more job. Only I can say is I love Rusty's lovely posts, and feel happier if I can read more of his posts even after Uncle Bill's back here and goes on his nice or even nicer posts than before.

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\(^o^)/ Mizutani Satoshi \(^o^)/
 
The Nepalese have ancient traditions of erotic art. There are some great examples of temple carvings right in the middle of Kathmandu. (You probably know the name of the temple I'm thinking of, Bill.)

I suspect a Newari carver could give you a khukuri handle that would be banned in several states.
 
And just as well that it hasn't happened.



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Harry

L'audace, toujours l'audace!!!
 
Rusty did a great job and he's got my vote.

Rusty, did you get my duck job joke?
 
Cobalt, I do not remember the duck job joke. I suspect, coming from you, had I heard it I would probably try to forget it and fail miserably.

Have you heard about the woman walking thru the woods who heard a call for help? It turned out to be a frog caught in a trap. He pleaded for her to release him and that if she did he would grant her three wishes. She did so.

The frog then agreed to grant her 3 wishes, but warned that there was one condition to them. Whatever she asked for, her husband would receive ten times over.

The woman replied that was fine, and her first wish was to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her that that would mean her husband would become the handsomest man in the world. That's fine, she replied, if I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, then he'll only have eyes for me. So be it, said the frog, now what is your second wish?

The woman said she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. Again the frog warned, that means your husband will be ten times richer than you. That's alright replied the woman, whatever is his is mine anyway. Done, said the frog, now what is your third wish?

I'd like a small heart attack, she replied.
 
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Since I turned 60 at 10:10 a.m. this morning I can relate to this one.
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Now that's a Jaw Stretchin VGBESEG

Singing in Church

The pastor got up and told the congregation, "I am going to say a
  word, you sing a song that
 goes with it."

The pastor said, "Rock."

The congregation sang "Rock of Ages."

The pastor then said, "Cross."
The congregation sang "The Old Rugged Cross."

The pastor then said, "Power."
The congregation sang "Power in the Blood."

The pastor then said, "Sex."

The congregation sat in shock, dumbfounded.


Finally, way in the back, an 87 year-old lady stood up and began to sing:
"Precious Memories."

LMRRAO!!!!!


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>>>>---¥vsa---->®

"Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it again."

'Thoreau'

Khukuri FAQ

[This message has been edited by Yvsa (edited 03-01-2000).]
 
Great stuff guys, having grown up in a small midwestern church I actually know those songs.
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Happy Birthday YVSA!!!!
 
Good jokes.

Duck Job is a sound wave that you really have to listen to. I'll send it to you so that you can disperse it. I think you will enjoy it.
 
"Duck Job" came thru, Cobalt.

I thought I knew you and your alleged taste and sense of humor. It did not disappoint me.

Any other comments on it fall under the Fifth Amendment's right to not self-incriminate myself.
 
And Yvsa, this should be about 24 hours late your time: Happy Birthday. I'll have to email you a card as soon as I am sufficiently medicated to override my better judgement.

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Horse sense is what a jackass ain't got.
 
Happy Birthday, Yvsa.May you live 10 lifetimes and enjoy your khukuris.



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Harry

L'audace, toujours l'audace!!!
 
Happy B-day Yvsa. Rusty must send you my present to you called the Duck Job!
 
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