who else thinks Tom Mayo is Sant Claus???

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Think about the similarity...It may take him a year to get around to it, but it's just like Christmas when he does!!!:p :cool:

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come to think of it, he even looks a little like Santa...

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actually bladezealot looks a bit more like a pirate as opposed to ol st nick.....an appropriate caption for the pic above would be (now use your best pirate voice here)...."aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh shiver me timbers....bite me crank or walk the plank".....;)
 
Boys, I hate to disappoint you. Tom Mayo is NOT St. Nick! If he was the jolly fat man, I'd have a TNT by now....because I've been a <i>very</i> good little boy :D

:( :p
 
I certainly hope you get that weight set for Christmas young man, and you start using them diligently.................

cause EVERY DAY Blade Show 2002 gets closer......... Strider, Hossom, Mayo, and Simonich..........the four horsemen of the apocolypse (plus one!!!! :p )
We are going to visit you LATE at nite in Atlanta!! :):):):):):)
 
Originally posted by tom mayo
I certainly hope you get that weight set for Christmas young man, and you start using them diligently.................

cause EVERY DAY Blade Show 2002 gets closer......... Strider, Hossom, Mayo, and Simonich..........the four horsemen of the apocolypse (plus one!!!! :p )
We are going to visit you LATE at nite in Atlanta!! :):):):):):)
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....that is, if you can drag Simonich away from the bar at that hour! LMAO :D
 
I dont know why you think that is funny.....cause that is exactly where we ALL are going to be right before we come visit you (ceptin Mick cause he doesnt drink).........
FOUR maniacal alcohol crazed knifemakers at your door around 3 AM on fri nite (or maybe sat...just to keep you guessing)
And we have been around the block a few times....the on call security guard will be handed a $50 before we ever get into the elevator!!
Like I said...pump that iron...
and wear your vest!!! :):):):):):):):)
 
And Bladezealot wonders why the knife he got from me wasnt sharpened! :D

Drag me from the bar? Sure, right after it closes! ha ha Look out Dex, the Horseman will have your room number and you will get no sleep at all!

It is probably a good thing Mick dosent drink! :D Duane on the other hand may have to beat me up to keep me in line.

We are going to have some fun at Blade 2002!

Take Toms advice Dex and start pumping iron! I would but I am already mean enough to make up for the lack of muscle!
 
Dexter, I fear you have aroused a sleeping tiger...

Better make that 5 tigers, more likely hungover than sleeping!

(Mick doesn't drink? Bummer, dude...)

OK, 4 Hungover Tigers and one Designated Assassin type.

Then again, any resemblance between Mayo and a real tiger is probably an acid flashback, so...

That makes 3 Tigers, the Designated Assassin, and Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer...

But wait! I live here in Atlanta, so I can't stay out late! Hmmm...

2 Tigers, the Designated Assassin, Rudolph, and the PW'ed old fart.

Now that I think about it, Rob is more likely to take himself out than he is to do harm to anyone else, Besides, he forgot to sharpen his knife, so...

The Designated Assassin, Randy Rudolph, the PW'ed Old Fart, Soulful Simonich, and Duane (Strider's token Marine), who will by then be so pissed we got him in this mess that I suspect you'd rather face 5 angry tigers than the pathetic menagerie you'll have beating at your door at some unwholesome hour, one of those nights. I doubt pumping iron will help much; We'll all be much too drunk to feel pain.

Tough break, Dexter. :)
 
Why sure, if Terry Gilliam ever does a sequel to Brazil and set it at the North Pole--yeah, Mayo would be perfect. Too perfect...
 
Hey! I want in on this whooping in Gawgia, nothin like a good fight:D I'll even hold Hossom's walker and Mayo's cane, and still kick some arse.
 
They all come like that from Taiwan, but he just rushed out the door before his wife finished sharpening that one!!! :p:):p:):p:):p
 
Originally posted by tom mayo
They all come like that from Taiwan, but he just rushed out the door before his wife finished sharpening that one
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Santa might get spanked for that one... :)
 
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