Who Killed Munk and What Are We Going To Do About It?

50 Freak said:
WHOO HOOOI'm in for beers, guns and knives. What a great start to a good weekend. :D

Humph...I mean...Munk would have wanted it that way. :cool: :cool:


WHOOO HOOOO, I'm calling in the strippers. :D
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Strippers? Did I hear Strippers? 50 Freak you will have email as soon as possible seeing as how you're such a patriotic guy. Hope you're old enough to see it.:rolleyes: :o
Wait, maybe I'd better ask first. How old are you anyway and are you married? And do you have an understanding wife?
No emails of strippers until you answer!!!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :p :D
 
Somebody got munk? By God, life is cheap, isn't it? Torture knives you say? hmmm, I can think of a couple "northern neighbors" that come to mind. I guess that's what munk gets for living that close to the blood-thirsty barbarians :eek:
Revenge is a dish best served with a Blackhawk and a 28oz khuk, and it HAS to be over 18" to get the full chopping effect. Munk would have wanted it that way;)
Still, Ed Know is known to be a shifty eyed little man. Hmmm, methinks I will have to ponder upon this for a spell.

Jake

btw: i got dibs on Rusty's old AK Bowie. It can teach my whippersnapper AKB a few new tricks, i'm sure:)
 
We gonna gather up guns, khuks, knives and ammo and such. Hunt the dirty rats down and make'em pay in spades. Munk would want us to make'em pay. Sad day indeed.

James
 
Actually, he was kidnapped by drug runners in the Big Bend National Park and sold into prostitution to a brothel in El Salvador. The rumaor is he is real popular.
 
I've been to a lot of whorehouses on several continents and wouldn't pay a nickel for munk.
I know some of you thought he was funny and borderline-wise but the truth is he was aggravating enough so his life was a tossup, and frankly I'm not surprised he's been offed.

I didn't do it.
What I want to know is, where's the body? What are they gonna bury in lieu of a corpse? A couple green stones? A khuk? What?

I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard on the grapevine he was shot with a 40 Smith and Wesson multiple times at point blank range with his hands tied behind his back execution style. It took a full mag to do the job.

Oh Well. Win some and lose some. Another whiner gone to heaven or wherever they stick the complainers. I always told the little dipstick to buck up but he never listened to no one anyway.

Surprisingly, because there was no love lost between us, he remembered me in his will. He had a extra revolver he thought I might like. The 44 Ruger Super Sh-t Hawk he called it. (He'd worked on it till it would do under an inch at 25 yards with 300 grain slugs.) Whatever else he was, he could shoot. IT was very strange; the bequest was in an envelope to be opened after death if the demise occured under foul or criminal circumstances. He said give this to Ed Know, for despite our differences I'd know where to put the first few slugs. What the hell, I'm not doing much anyway. Think I'll drift down down the Brazos River, his last known location, and see if I can't nose around a little. He may have been a lap dog, but even a poodle don't deserve to be shot like that. A damn 40 Smith and Wesson. What an insult. Those suckers deserve a 44 pay back. Like I said, I didn't do it. But for old times sakes, I just might find out who did. And 300 grains delivered with rightious Grace is enough retribution for anybody.

Ed Know
 
Okay, enough eulogizing. Let's split up his gear. I missed the special today and I'm not going back empty handed. :cool:
 
Ed Know said:
I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard on the grapevine he was shot with a 40 Smith and Wesson multiple times at point blank range with his hands tied behind his back execution style. It took a full mag to do the job.
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So, you're suggesting this was a suicide?
 
Satori said:
Okay, enough eulogizing. Let's split up his gear. I missed the special today and I'm not going back empty handed. :cool:
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I've still got Double Dibs on Munks M1A1 by Gorries!!!! :rolleyes: :p :D ;)
 
If only munk were still here to see how fast this vigilante group degenerated into a grabfest for his gear.
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Youse guys are some sick puppies! I say we stand his mortal remains up with a .41 in each hand, and wait for the culprit to return to the scene of the ?crime? , then we toast the defendant's @$$ from about 1000 yds out......
 
Josh Feltman said:
If only munk were still here to see how fast this vigilante group degenerated into a grabfest for his gear.
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I'm merely looting his armory to preserve his memory. We must deal with our grief in our own ways.

Yvsa - paper-rock-scissors for the M1A, best two out of three?
 
I say we stand his mortal remains up with a .41 in each hand posted by jurassicnarc.


This raises another issue: Taxidermy or Freeze-dried?
 
Kismet said:
I say we stand his mortal remains up with a .41 in each hand posted by jurassicnarc.


This raises another issue: Taxidermy or Freeze-dried?
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I'm sure we can find a knifemaker to stabilize him--that way we can slab him out for knife handles after we use his remains to lure in the guilty party.
 
When Bill Martino had some molars pulled we asked him if he was going to let Bura inset them in a handle and how much extra the Khuk would cost...






E.K.
 
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