Who names thier knives??

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I know I'm going to catch grief for this but just curious. Do you name your knife and if so what?? Pics would be great.
 
I really don't name them, I call them different things when I use them such as, little darling knife, badass knife, no cutting knife(when it's dull and in need of a fresh edge), expensive ass knife and the such. But, I refuse to call any of my knives Johnson, never can tell what someone's reaction might be. :D
 
My wifee thinks its crazy enough I own somewhere close to 100 Knives, and want more..... If I started naming them, I might start talking to them, at which point she'd likely have me committed...
 
Truth and Reconciliation

 
A quote spoken by the Hound on Game of Thrones comes to mind but it's not fit for the General forum.
 
Big Al
Little Al
Stumpy
The FTW (one from Charlie Mike)
Machete (kids came up with it for a kitchen knife)
 
My wife wants me to name them, but I think she is just lying in wait to laugh at me in case I ever do...
 
I don't name my other tools, why would I name a knife? Heck, I don't even use the cutesy names some use for knife companies, as in "Spydie", "Sebbie", "Stridie", "Emmie', etc.
 
I had an ex who had named her car. It got serious despite that, but mercifully imploded after less than a year. (EDIT: The relationship, not the car, although the car itself once left us stranded overnight in an Oklahoma winter. In hindsight, I should have known better than to take a Geo Metro named "Snowball" into that.)

Apart from appropriate off-the-cuff nicknames like "Mr. Wiggles," no, no way. I don't have a Jessica, in other words.
 
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