My drinking Problem,
I had twelve bottles of liqueurs in the house and my wife told me to empty their contents down the sink, or else.
So, I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink , with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I withdrew the cork from the third bottle, and poured the liquer down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank the sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I took the sink out of the glass bottle the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, and as the house came by I counted them again. I finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not half so think as you might drunk, but I fool my feelish that the drunker I stand here the longer I get.