Actually, from the "tone" of this thread, it seems that it is high time to start carrying NOTHING but machetes and kerambits.
And SNAP them open all during church or the PTA meeting.
Maybe even HONE em on the bus or subway.
Or slice slivers off paper edges all day at the office.
Might even be time to get a small THROWING knife for the break room.
Pretty soon we are gonna have a forum for which brand of cello wrapped plastic utensils are the most politically correct to open in public.
We might even get to the point where nobody gets excited until someone gets cut or stabbed. This is ridiculous.
Where's my kris?
:barf:
And SNAP them open all during church or the PTA meeting.
Maybe even HONE em on the bus or subway.
Or slice slivers off paper edges all day at the office.
Might even be time to get a small THROWING knife for the break room.
Pretty soon we are gonna have a forum for which brand of cello wrapped plastic utensils are the most politically correct to open in public.
We might even get to the point where nobody gets excited until someone gets cut or stabbed. This is ridiculous.
Where's my kris?
:barf:
