My boss is a California-tree hugging-wine snob-antigun-lefty. He's also a pretty good friend who happens to think I'm a gun toting-knife obsessed-Bible thumping-right wing-conservative. Both parties guilty on all counts.
The other day he was visiting and we had an hour to kill, so we went to a mall that had a knife store. He owns a home with about 15 acres of land, and I had to ask him "Are you telling me that when you're working ouside, you
never feel the need for a knife?" He said he did, but often took his keys or a box cutter with him

. Anyway, we went to the display counter and started had the sales rep start pulling some knives out for him to handle. After a few had gone through his hands, I could see he was beginning to like them. Oh no! What would he tell his wife and kids?!
We eventually left without buying one, but I know the pump has been primed. I'll be sending one to him soon as a gift. I guess that will really give him something to worry about: what if his Kalifornia Komrades find out he's brought a knife into the house?
As I told him, "When it comes to owning guns and knives, conservatives have the facts to support our position. We aren't fooled by the emotional hysteria, devoid of logic that liberals allow to dictate their actions." geegee