Why can't I stop buying knives?

Does anyone else get bothered that the spyderco paramilitary's blade is so small in comparsion to the handle? I like the knife but i guess ocd is kicking in lol
 
Hello everyone , my name Iz Wyattx .
I'm , I'm , I'm a Knifaholic !!!
And I'm working the steps ....
STEP 1 = Admit ( that you don't have enough money) that your life Iz on edge .
STEP 2 = Clean and sharpen all your knives , the work may cause you to think twice ( about inventing the indestructable blade & self cleaning knife . Don't forget to patent it )
STEP 3 = Believe that there Iz one knife that has the power to do everything (and the next one Iz it )
STEP 4 = Ask all your acquaintances and friendz to keep thier knives to themselves so as not to tempt you ( they can drool over yours )
STEP 5 = Start a Naughty Knife Jar , anytime you think about getting another knife throw a $5 spot in or $10 spot . You will soon see how much of a problem you have ( now you have a jar full of money $)
STEP 6 = Celebrate and go buy yourself a knife !!! Cuz step 1 isn't a problem anymore and make sure it's indestructable and cleans itself and don't worry cuz it will do everything and by the way don't forget to show all your friends and acquaintances ( strangers too , they will pay you when they see it )
Well now that your half way there ... Oh crap ! You relapsed !!!
STEP 1=
 
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