Why dont we have a place to Snark?

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Good morning collective sirs,
I would say TGIF, but Saturday just means I do different work. Working 2 jobs sucks at times, but payday is good...
 
one is a "real" job and the other is a "fun" job... I do promotions for a few radio stations part time and it can be a lot of fun at times, but i could probably make as much $$ by picking up aluminium cans, lol.

I googled "worldwood" and this is all I got :D

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Man i have probably close to 1000 cans or maybe even more in my basement... I use to throw them in the recycling bin until i seen people going through my trash for them and making a mess, i put a sign on my garbage saying i save the cans and that stopped the problem, but now i have like 10 large garbage bags slap filled with pepsi cans lmao
 
A friend of mine used to fill his cans with water and put them in an automated machine.. he made some money doing it until they changed the machines. He is also 6' 11" and 450lbs, I wasn't going to tell him that wasn't right, lol.
 
evening gents and assorted rabble. Hot and humid in SoFla makes riding to work similar to riding over hot coals inside an oven... glad you are enjoying the Muela, wood, it's my favorite Spanish brand. Have to update my Spanish blades thread as the collection has grown some more...but I'm finally curbing this obsession and focusing on playing with what I have right now. The latest catch was a monster (google Muela Explorer) and I'm planning an epic leather sheath for it. Go ahead and get the Axarquia, that and the Celtibero are certified badass mofos in my book :D
 
I am merely 6'3" and 250#. That's big enough to make strangers think twice about punching you in the mouth at taverns or flea-markets... but other than that, it don't mean nothin'.

What the heck were we talkin' about again?
 
I'm 5 foot 8 and 148 pounds depending on my mood I wouldn't think twice.... I have had my ass handed to me more times than I care to remember too lmao... I smile when someone my size gets on the mat with me.
 
I think past a certain point (in height and weight) really big guys become some kind of measuring stick for smaller guys... My buddy (who's named Bubba, of course) has been in more fights because some slightly smaller guy feels the need to "give it a try" so to speak... I am not small and I have tangled with him enough to know it is a fruitless pursuit. He was a truck driver for 10+ years and one time I went to a really bad bar with him in downtown Nashville.. we walked through the door and immediately every eye in the place was sizing us up.. there were a couple guys near my freinds size. We hadn't even had a drink of our beers yet before the first guy came over all puffed up trying to start some crap... Bubba's fist is the size of a damn dinner plate and he knows how to use it, lol we didn't stay there long :D In 6th grade he was 6' 9" and weighed over 200 pounds, we played football together and I was the 2nd biggest guy, so I had to go against him for all my tackling and blocking drills... It was like running into an oak tree.

WHAT are we talking about...?
 
My wife said I have superman syndrome... When I get upset I believe I'm invincible...it doesn't work out often lmao...we were at a bar years ago and we were dancing and this big big dude gets behind her and grabs her butt..I hit him right in the mouth on the dance floor...he hit me and I went down lmao...

Another time a guy spit and it hit my wife shoulder I dove over my table hitting him in the head..I won that one but the bouncer grabbed me and I was still in go mode so I hit him in the face too lmao bad mistake they beat the crap out of me in front of the entire night club...good times lmao

I got so so many stories just like this....I stay home or in the woods these days...I'm not people trained lmao
 
I was a bouncer for 6 years or so, until getting my ass kicked or dishing it out lost its luster... ;)
 
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