You sound like my kinda guy Jamesh Bond.
About EE answering "it doesn't matter" I want to say it kind of doesn't. Emersons were never made to be knives for making accurate straight line cuts. It isn't a work, hobby or craft knife. They are made to be tough knives first used mainly for military or law enforcement/ first responder type uses. Military uses for a knife consist mainly of opening MREs. Their other designed purpose is that they should be able to be used as a defensive knife in a pinch. In a defensive cut it hardly matters which side the grind is on. What matters is the knife is sharp and easy to make sharp again, both benefits of chisel grinds. As it doesn't matter which side the grind is on for these tyoe of uses Emerson felt like why not put it on the side that he felt looked better.
Now maybe it is possible he understood nothing about grind geometry when he started making his first tactical knives and is just too stubborn to change up his style now. There are much better designed knives that are made to make straighter more neat cuts. Just use an Emerson as a rugged work/ SD knife and you won't care what side the grind is on either. Atleast not as much.