Thanks - some of us just so happen to be researchers you know

Not trying to get political - but research isn't always just a money flush. In fact, most of our grants have actual deliverables associated with them and they are awarded based on the merit of a proposal and demonstrated reputation of the PI
It was not that long ago that I was an academic researcher, albeit a post-doc. The oft uttered "publish or perrish" is more than hyperbole. There is a lot of trash that gets published, even (sometimes especially) in respected peer reviewed journals. Sometimes it is because the reviewers of the paper are not experts in the field; this is especially troublesome when the reviewer is not an expert in YOUR field and then makes frivilous and obviously naive objections to the publication of your paper. Sometimes it (trash in journals) is because the PI has a reputation, or special association to the journal (I'm looking at you PNAS). As often as not it is because the topic is controvercial and the editors of the journal want to stir the pot *ahem,
Science, ahem,
Nature, ahem*.
Modern academia is not the altruistic search for truth and light that academics would like the rest of us to believe. It, by and large, is a world wide CV measuring contest. If this were not the case, then the CONTENT of the papers published would weigh more than the number and location of publications. However, it is the case the merely counting the publications (multiplied by a factor representing the journal of publication) will give an accurate assessment of a researcher's importance to the field. At least in the minds of those that can't take the time to read a few articles, and find counting challenging when wearing mittens. The real catastrophe is that resarchers, by and large, have swallowed this
accounting 101 assessment of their research. Yes, grants have deliverables, and are awarded on their merits. However, if you don't put checks in the majority of boxes in the "Done Column" then your grant will not be renewed. Failure to renew a grant, or secure additional funding has dire consequences that can include failure to recieve/loss of tenure. This can put a major limp in your CV.
I have also seen it first hand that researchers- even when presented with cut and dried data that to any objective observer (with the requisite level of knowledge witin a field) could see clearly supported one position- will distort the data (by use of the discussion section) to fit their preconceived notions when grant funding could be on the line. My grad mentor battled with a co-author for in excess of a year over data that was clearly in direct contradiction to the other researcher's fallacious notions of polymerase fidelity. This ultimately amounted to little more than "My CV is bigger than your CV," "My mentor could beat up your mentor", and "my University is bigger than your University" all wrapped up in one. Unfortunately, this level of acrimony is not the exception, but the norm. Researchers speak of their competition, and most researchers have more competition than collaboration... Altruism doesn't have competitors, only collaborators. Pissing contests have competitors.
And, while it is true in all fields; it is especially true in the medical field- where most of the "studies" are little more than surveys and the confounders can be both numerous and complex- that correleation does not infer causation. For example, since the 1950s, the average wasteline of americans has been increasing dramatically. Likewise, since the 1950s, the amount of softdrinks consumed by americans has been increasing. Softdrinks contain phosphoric acid, QED phosphoric acid is making americans fat. And before you acuse me of building a straw man arguement, this was the crux of an article that I read a few years ago in a respected peer reviewed journal. Unfortunately, I cannot remember where I read it, and cannot give a reference.
Please don't take me for some bitter former grad student that didn't find a cushy academic position. When I started grad school, my intent was to go into industry. And that is where I landed.
Joke of the day...
"Why can academics afford to be so acrimonious?"...
"Because the stakes are so small."
And, just to try to get on topic a bit. I try to get out of the city as much as possible, even though the city doesn't give me headaches, and I have to tie my gear to me in the country because of a persistent lack of memory that dates to before my move to the city.
Perhaps the above could be a primer for an "Academic Wilderness" Survival Skills discussion.