Wife Woods WRONG

You should dig a big hole next to the campsite. When your wife asks what its for you can tell her it the "I ask to many questions hole" and just let that one sink in...
 
First, I have had the same thing happened to me at a camping trip to Lost Maples TX last fall. I decided to use a firestriker to start a fire and had a coule of issues before it would start.

Second, this reminded me of what happened to me the other day. I received my RAT PACK badge in the mail. Or should I say, my wife received it first. She makes fun of me almost daily. She doesn't get the whole knife/survival fetish. She laughs and says "good thing you have a card that says you are a survivor" or "do you have your survivor card today? Never know when you might need it"

Yes, I love my wife too. They can be a pain though. I just laugh with her.
 
Capt R said:
First, I have had the same thing happened to me at a camping trip to Lost Maples TX last fall. I decided to use a firestriker to start a fire and had a coule of issues before it would start.

Second, this reminded me of what happened to me the other day. I received my RAT PACK badge in the mail. Or should I say, my wife received it first. She makes fun of me almost daily. She doesn't get the whole knife/survival fetish. She laughs and says "good thing you have a card that says you are a survivor" or "do you have your survivor card today? Never know when you might need it"

Yes, I love my wife too. They can be a pain though. I just laugh with her.
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It's like my dad used to say, "you gotta' keep the peace to get a piece" (LOL)

Yeah, she loves to give me $hit. It's all good though. She just couldn't resist
the opportunity. Still can't get over the "Warranty" comment. LMAO.

But, when your huffin' and puffin', trying like bastard to get a fire going in the wet, it ain't so funny though.
 
thank god my GF appreciates my woods skills practicing. I would lose it if i had to go thru what the OP went thru.
 
My wife is a camper from way back but has had no exposure to weapons or firearms of any sort until a couple of years ago. Went out on a limb and got her a 20G Mossberg semiauto for Christmas... a big hit with her. I was happy and relieved.
 
My wife said that she wants to go camping for one night. There's a place not far from our house where we can pitch a tent, make a fire, and sit by the river. I would love to do this. But, being the complete smartass that I am, I politely reminded her that since she's had five spinal surgeries that sleeping on the cold hard ground would just destroy her back, maybe she should pass on this. Unbelievabley, she said that she still wants to try it for a romantic night. God I love her.
 
My wife laughs but is totally supportive of me and never gives me crap. But she knows there is reason to my madness. Havent used matches for going on 10 years now even with my smoker.
 
My woman is a veterinarian and the type that goes to animal rights protests.

I'm a hunter with a deep freeze full of dead animals and a closet full of shotguns.

Some things are just meant to be ;)
 
After the floods we had around here last spring...I don't have much trouble getting a car BOB put together for my girlfriend...when she has seen cars and buildings float down the interstate in the city she works in...she listens :)
 
Funny Stories. Love that thread.

My Girlfriend love to go out in the woods but she always say" Dont take that molle Backpack with the big knife on it" ( Junglas )
Also is she not interested to make a fire....no way.

Funny storie.....A few weeks ago my girl friend arrived from work. She always take a backpack with her. When she took out all the things from the backpack i saw that she took.......a big !! kitchen knife with her, wrapped in kitchen paper :eek:
I ask "Honey why do you do that"
She: " I want to eat an apple"

Thats so funny...the house is full with my knifes, folders etc...just everywhere.
I asked her why she dont took one of the folders ( A Opinel "live" in the kitchen )
She said " I was scared to take one of your knifes"

The next day she took the carbon Opinel and she dont liked the smell of the metall. :D

I will buy her a laguiole soon. She said she like that knife.
 
just pray she doesn't decide to introduce you to scrapbookinng, tole painting, decoupage or some of the other whacky hobbies some women have! :eek: pray HARD and practice building traps! :D
 
There's a trick my cousin and I came up with . Bring your buddy and his wife and then the best thing happens they get into a who's the better girl competition . They where riping down trees in half to provide more wood ,I kid u not, in a dam snow storm mind u
 
Threads like this remind me just how lucky I am. When I start to build a fire Lisa just starts gathering wood and saves any commentary till after there are flames to warm by while talking :)
 
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