foxyrick
British Pork
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Undies???
I'm often naked (I probably shouldn't share that!) My wife used to tell me off for wandering around the house naked, but she's got used to it now.
True story:
A friends car was broken into while we were out on the town once and my jacket (in the trunk) was stolen. House keys were in it, plus my wallet. Not good!
Later that night (well, about 3am or so) after I had got home and gone to bed, I was awakened by someone trying to open the door. It was stopped by the door chain.
Despite still being mostly drunk, I wasted no time. I grabbed my favourite knife at the time, a big Al Mar Pathfinder combat machete; 14" of double edge recurved steel!
I dashed downstairs, ripped open the door and charged after the git who had heard me coming and legged it; Pathfinder waving in the air!
Speedy git he was, and I lost him around a corner and heard a car driving off quick. I was about 100 yards from house; Stark Naked
Still, it was a nice night, so I turned around and took a pleasant stroll back home and back to bed
My key was stuck in the lock :thumbup:
I don't know if the git saw me properly, but I like to think he did. I would have loved to see the look on his face as a naked, hairy madman wielding a huge sword came screaming after him!
(and yes, I know I'm lucky I didn't catch him - our police don't look kindly on hurting criminals)
I'm often naked (I probably shouldn't share that!) My wife used to tell me off for wandering around the house naked, but she's got used to it now.
True story:
A friends car was broken into while we were out on the town once and my jacket (in the trunk) was stolen. House keys were in it, plus my wallet. Not good!
Later that night (well, about 3am or so) after I had got home and gone to bed, I was awakened by someone trying to open the door. It was stopped by the door chain.
Despite still being mostly drunk, I wasted no time. I grabbed my favourite knife at the time, a big Al Mar Pathfinder combat machete; 14" of double edge recurved steel!
I dashed downstairs, ripped open the door and charged after the git who had heard me coming and legged it; Pathfinder waving in the air!
Speedy git he was, and I lost him around a corner and heard a car driving off quick. I was about 100 yards from house; Stark Naked
Still, it was a nice night, so I turned around and took a pleasant stroll back home and back to bed
My key was stuck in the lock :thumbup:
I don't know if the git saw me properly, but I like to think he did. I would have loved to see the look on his face as a naked, hairy madman wielding a huge sword came screaming after him!
(and yes, I know I'm lucky I didn't catch him - our police don't look kindly on hurting criminals)
