WINNER!! Halloween/Hunting Season Orange Sodbuster Jr Giveaway

In!

Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
 
Nice GAW!
Ichabod Crane and his fine stallion walked into a bar. They saw a big "Karaoke Tonight" sign. The bartender asked if they would participate. Ichabod, holding his head under his arm, said "I'd love to, but my friend here is a little horse." (Hoarse)
Pretty awful joke. I'd be better off telling hunting stories, but they take forever to tell.
Thanks for the chance.
 
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Please count me in!
 
Q: what do ghoulish eye doctors giveout on Halloween?
A: candy corneas!

I'm in, thanks for the chance to play.
 
Not in, but thanks for the chance Trev.
I really don't need another knife but I am enjoying the jokes.:thumbup:

One for the kids.
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And one for the knife nuts.
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Wonderful GAW. Not in but can't resist telling a goofy joke.

So a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
 
its ORANGE!!
I gotta try

but i cant think of any good jokes that are PG :/
i may edit later if i think of one :p
 
I'm in thanks.

I have taken my son with me several times. The first time turkey hunting he's was 4 and we were setup in some pines, had our decoys out and calls laying next to use. It is in the afternoon and he looks at me and states he is going to take a look and stand and walks out of the pine looks around walks back in and announces no turkeys. He then picks up a call and starts making making some noise sticks his head out looks and says must not be any turkeys around. I just don't understand why we didn't see any turkeys!!!

Taking my neighbors son deer hunting in a couple weeks. He is old enough to go by hisself but asked if I would take him again. I help him get his first 2 deer. I was thrill that he asked me. I gladly give up opening morning to help a young hunter.

Dave
 
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It raises their spirits.

Thanks for the chance
 
I'm in.
What do you call a witch in the desert?
Sandwitch.

If I don't win I'm going to have to hunt down an orange SBJ to buy. She's a beauty. Great giveaway and fun idea with the jokes!
 
I'm not in. But wanted to say nice giveaway. Trying to check out more of the forum. Orange is on of my favorite colors!
 
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