woman help! what is a good aftershave?

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Yes, I did, but things didn't work out. Apparently, I was mistaken about something. Making out in a jacuzzi now does NOT mean you are dating. How stupid can I be??
 

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Danny, when you get women figured out please come back and let the rest of us guys know too.
 
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I have had two ex wives and an ex fiancee - I will never get my credit fixed and i will always be able to cry if i think to long on it -

- dont get me wrong i think marriage is a beautiful thing i also think divorce is equally beautiful when needed -

after the last one i spent 6 year celibate or chaste (whatever No girls ) not the best 6 years of my life but the most peaceful - now I have dogs; they love me dearly; never complain; always happy to see me; lots of love so i am fairly happy

after the last long term girl that i was "stupid in love with" (love them so much you become stupid) i no longer really cared about sex anymore maybe heart was broke to bad or maybe i am just getting older
 

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Hmm... Sounds like a disparaging remark, here in the Cantina, about a group of people that includes some of my friends, family, and offspring.

Gentle guidance (like this) from the community has the possibility to be a solution not only to a potential issue in this thread but also some of the larger issues we've been facing in the forum.
 
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Yall tell me. She's in a tiny blue bikini and tells me to take off my clothes and get in the jacuzzi. She has had alot to drink. She tried to crush me with her very muscular legs then she bites my neck.
Should I be entitled to think we are something more than friends at that point?
Apparently not..
 
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Years ago when I thought such things important I had LOTS of compliments from Good Lookin Babes on Mon De Triumph or similar spelling. ;-) I found it at well known department stores.
 
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Body builders are a strange bunch. She sounds like she was taking testosterone.
 
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I enjoyed that first night, but the next three days were an excercise in humiliation and castration.
No thanks!
I have had migraines since I got home and the doc gave me lorazepam.
 
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starting to sound like a girl i was married too - any tattoos? how about felonies? maybe bi -polar? likes sharp objects? -- i better stop i will get interested in finding a girlfriend again

but seriously i hope things go better for you Danny

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reduction of inhibitions? ? She was without fear the first 6 hours. (I am badly bruised)

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To put DIJ's complaint in the vernacular of an old ndn, "Ugh, Yonegi Biiitttch if hanged wif new rope!!!" :p :eek: :D ;)
 
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Danny, if you're gonna grapple with muscle women, you're gonna need some Brazilian Jiu-jitsu lessons. I don't think any brand of aftershave in any amount would have helped this situation. Maybe if you had gotten her in an arm-bar and made her submit, or knocked her out with a rear naked choke, that might have earned her respect.
 

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Danny, if you're gonna grapple with muscle women, you're gonna need some Brazilian Jiu-jitsu lessons. I don't think any brand of aftershave in any amount would have helped this situation. Maybe if you had gotten her in an arm-bar and made her submit, or knocked her out with a rear naked choke, that might have earned her respect.

Dude, Danny is the closest person to a ninja I know. No muscle bound woman could ever take the hand of my ninja-in-training;)
 
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Dude, Danny is the closest person to a ninja I know. No muscle bound woman could ever take the hand of my ninja-in-training;)

Yea, well, obviously, he forgot to use his ninja skills and hide when she walked in the room. If he's looking to kill her in her sleep, his ninja training might prevail, but if he's going to do any kind of ...um... stand up confrontation of a female, then he's gonna need something more than flash bombs and hiding in the dark.
 
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Yea, well, obviously, he forgot to use his ninja skills and hide when she walked in the room. If he's looking to kill her in her sleep, his ninja training might prevail, but if he's going to do any kind of ...um... stand up confrontation of a female, then he's gonna need something more than flash bombs and hiding in the dark.

She had me pretty good in the jacuzzi.
 
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I'm too late to offer advice. :(

I'd use cookie dough. Women might not like it, but I'd think you smelled good.
 
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