Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not bringing home beer on Christmas Eve

Bawanna said:
Son, that's a girl squirrel. Look at the tail on that thing! Duh?
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Daddy never taught me that! He did tell me always wrap my beaver in Kydex. Im pretty sure that was before Kydex tho?

Phil I thought i was going to have to pick my wife up off the floor when she saw that half squirrel:thumbup:
 
idaho said:
Disappointed after reading the story...

Was expecting a well frozen natural squirrel :D
After all you had a lot of snow recently.
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Yes, you could stab someone or bash his head in with a frozen squirrel. Thaw it out, cook it and eat it right in front of the investigating detectives. They'd never find the murder weapon.

Wasn't an idea like that used in a Sherlock Holmes story? Edgar Allen Poe? Lovecraft? Or just EC Comics?
 
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Apparently there was an assault in Australia- dudes beat a guy down with frozen kanga tails and then ate them.
 
how do you sharpen a squirrel? i think the std. mouse pad and emery cloth might not be sufficient.

obviously that woman is too far gone to sharpen. if she'd a bin in alabama, she'd have laid him out with the cast iron squirrel cookin' skillet.
 
philllll said:
A squirrel tried to stab me once... and then this happened

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Y'all don't even want to know what happened to the front half.
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Is this some sort of a dart board?
 
'Course a mouse pad wouldn't be enough. You need a Squirrel Pad! Send the new guy to supply for one of those and some grid squares.
 
davidf99 said:
Yes, you could stab someone or bash his head in with a frozen squirrel. Thaw it out, cook it and eat it right in front of the investigating detectives. They'd never find the murder weapon.

Wasn't an idea like that used in a Sherlock Holmes story? Edgar Allen Poe? Lovecraft? Or just EC Comics?
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British telly, "Tales of the Unexpected" with Roald Dahl, episode titled "Lamb to the Slaughter":

[video=youtube_share;K1sBQZfDh0I]http://youtu.be/K1sBQZfDh0I[/video]
 
Yes, well...I'm late on this one and it looks like all bases have been covered. :)

Thank all you funny folks on this horribly cold and snowy day for making everyone in the house wonder why I'm laughing and coughing my coffee!

Mark
 
Steve Tall said:
British telly, "Tales of the Unexpected" with Roald Dahl, episode titled "Lamb to the Slaughter":
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Also an episode on "Alfred Hitchcock Presents", based on the same story by Roald Dahl:

[video=youtube_share;Rr6aFSOZEfk]http://youtu.be/Rr6aFSOZEfk[/video]
 
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