Router and power tool rules
You should never take off any of the covers and shields like I do. It's amazing how fast and easy it is to cut yerself.
You should never hold a piece specially small pieces, with yer fingers like I do. It's amazing how fast a tool can rip a piece out yer hands.
You should never remove the fence on a router like I do.
You should never place anything on a power tool like I do. It's amazing how far a piece can drive itself into a wall when you lay it on the belt sander and plug it in and the switch somehow gits turned to the ON position already.
If you insist on doing these things, like I do, at least wear all kinds of pertective stuff like I do to pertect yerself from yer own silliness.
It is also amazing that I still possess all my digits (does it count that some are in jars of fermaldehide?)
Just kidding on the last part, but is is still amazing that I still have all my original body parts and suffered no serious injuries. It's just a good thing that I heal really really well.
The sound and sight of things flying past yer head is interesting tho. You know, wood; steel; glass; sharp stuff; things like that.
It's also good that you keep duck tape handy. Super glue is good, too.
I keep wood shavings around to soak up the blood and I git it cleaned up before I tell folks about it. Some family members don't like those large puddles on the floor and those smeery hand prints on the tools and door knobs; makes em queezy. Lots of paper towels are handy to keep around the shop, too.
Rubber bands make good turnicuts. Keep a supply of various sizes on hand (he he, on hand, that's a good one, huh?).
Some folks git lite headed when they see all that blood so keep a chair around so you can sit down afore you pass out and hit yer head on something and really hurt yerself.
And, ifn you do slice off a finger, git someone to wrap the finger in a clean, slightly damp but not dripping wet paper towel. If the victim is stable, rinse the finger if it is dirty, then place it in a plastic ziploc bag. Place the bag into another one filled with ice or cold water. Never place the finger directly on cold water or ice as this could cause frostbite in the finger and render it uvsalvageable.
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Finger-after-Accidental-Amputation
Hope this helps and I'm glad you're not seriously injured. Been there, done that.