I win- I broke both!!!
I stabbed clean through the pad of my left hand (hypothenar eminence) with a tanto while carving once- interestingly enough it left a perfect right angled scar so now I can true things up with my hand!
Lol, that's pretty cool.
I gotta say that I've never cut myself when I was concentrated, it's always been when someone else was with me, and we were talking.
It wasn't a crazy cut, but it took forever to heal. I was checking an edge for sharpness on a piece of paper, and got to close to my left point finger when slicing. Cut a flap of skin about a centimeter square, right on the effin knuckle. After a day or so, I realized bandaids weren't going to cut it, so I fessed up to my mom and showed her. Told her to get some liquid bandaid, stuff worked good, and it was almost healed after maybe 2.5 weeks. And by healed, I mean not needing bandaids, and only needing liquid bandaid. Well, I woke up during a school morning from bed, and felt some pain on my finger, by instinct I moved my hand away. Turns out because of being on my knuckle, the liquid bandaid has edge that can get caught on things. So I ended up ripping the liquid bandaid off, AND the kinda healed skin flap underneath. Took like another 3 weeks probably to heal because it was a rip and not a cut.
Also, once in 6th grade at a friends birthday party we were all going off of jumps on bikes, and I went way too slow off this one jump and just fell to the side onto the concrete

. I got up, and was like oww, kinda hurt. Friend was like "Dude, your arms a little cut". So I look at my elbow and theres the majority of my elbow skin missing and a trail of blood behind me. That injury wasn't hard to heal though, because I could just get some of those big 3 inch wide rectangular band aids and slap it on for 2 weeks. I didn't really know what it was at the time, but there was alot of pus from that wound. But I couldn't really detect a infection, maybe I just had a good immune system. Kinda cool thing about that injury, is that now my elbow skin is super stretchy. People are always amazed at how far it stretches.
Other than that,
I've also cut myself on this plastic workbench thing at the YMCA somehow when I was 5. There was like a roof to the workbench, and somehow a removed the skin on my right eyebrow area. Everyone was confused as to how that happened! Got some stitches, and now I just have a scar about an inch long.
Plenty other cuts, but I've also burned myself on my whole hand. It was 3rd of july, and I was at my dad's house with my brother and his friend Mike. We were shooting off fireworks obviously, and using a propane torch to light alot of them. Well, my brother and his friend were heating up one of the copper tubes we were using. And I wanted to have a battle with them. So I went to pull the copper tube they were heating out of the ground, right by the area they were heating up for several minutes. Was pretty painful, was just kind of sad for causing stress between my parents. Went to the emergency room and all they gave me for the $500 something bucks was a bucket of ice water and ibruprofen.