XM Lines That Just Don't Work On Women

[GaJoe1950]

Once I know I can trust you I might let you handle my flipper.

 

[rexromic]

Once I know I can trust you I might let you handle my flipper.

:thumbup:

 

[kwazyjuice]

Not happy to see you,that is mine XM-18 in my pocket.

I like it, haha!

 

[xxfalconxx]

.....Love you too, honey.....XMOXMOXMO

 

[xxfalconxx]

This XM tool is awesome.....it fits perfectly into this specially designed hole in the rear of.....?????.....?????.....hmmmmmmmm.......hey, honey......are you busy?

 

[xxfalconxx]

There's nothing as satisfying as coming home after work and getting to open up a little white box.....?????......uuuummm........more wine?

 

[Need2Know]

The first one may hurt a bit but as you get deeper into it...you'll crave more and more.

 

[cha0s13]

The first one may hurt a bit but as you get deeper into it...you'll crave more and more.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup:

 

[cha0s13]

Its a little stiff right now, I need to play with it a bit to get it smoothed out.

 

[xxfalconxx]

I can deploy this a few different ways.....wanna see the gravity drop?

 

[cohiba7]

I know it was very tight at first, but two guys named Rob and Rick rubbed loc tite all over my pivot screw.

How do you like my handle nuts?

Yes, it's true, I have three handle nuts. Would you like to see them?

 

[cohiba7]

If you give my pivot screw a little twist, my wharncliffe will be perfectly centered!

How about coming back to my place and I'll show you my spanto. It's quite a production!

 

[cha0s13]

Richard, lol those are some good ones!!!!

 

[cohiba7]

Richard, lol those are some good ones!!!!

Had to laugh at your "stiff one" too!