Ye Gods! The black mark is apone me!

DannyinJapan

DannyinJapan

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What the hell happened here after I went to bed last night?

Drunk Bears
Antler Kerambits
Nasty enters a monastery
Promises of 200 new khukuris
 
Do some kuji-kiri. I hear it inverts the curse of the black mark, returning it tenfold on the caster.
 
It was a spectacular day of Khuks and Kooks. This black mark business was pathological- thanking those with kindness and then laying the black upon them.




munk
 
someone cuts a dog in half
then someone cuts a boar in half (lengthwise)
then someone ate my mom!
 
Bwahahahah.

Between you, and Josh, and Bruise...I swear. Yeah, we may have dealt with some MPD bonehead in the last few days, but there have been a lot of funny posts, too.

"About as thick as a hot dog." :D
 
Way too funny...at least I got to take my ball peen hammer and Maglight with me.
 
Hey...nevermind...they will probably think you are kidding anyway.
 
I too have had the black mark afflicted apone me. Actually, it's sort of a dark grey, rather nice looking, at least in my opinion. It almost looks like a tattoo. I'm thinking of leaving it, but I must confess I wish it weren't in the form of silhouette of a hot dog.


BULLSHIDO


--Josh
 
No, the black hotdog of bullshido showed up apone my head right next to the three little 6's behind my left ear. I noticed it while I was polishing my horns. The thing above my bikini line is one of my superfluous nipples.

--Josh
 
Josh Feltman said:
The thing above my bikini line is one of my superfluous nipples.
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Don't go waving that thing around while out in the woods, especially when they're dogs around... :D
 
Drdan-- I always wave it around when I'm out in the woods; it frightens away sasquatches. Besides, no worries about dogs because my superfluous nipple is huge--easily the diameter of a fine Italian dry salami-- even the dumbest of dogs couldn't mistake it for a hot dog. Sorry, that's probably a little too much information.

--Josh
 
But, if they did- you culd cut them in hallv with one stroke fromn yur kukri!

And eat ice cream.

John
 
You've gotta stop, man. Really. My neighbors are going to be wondering even more than usual about me, because of the laughter ripping out in the wee hours. Just now got them used to the howling...
 
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