Ye Gods! The black mark is apone me!

[Yvsa]

Oar I cud jest decrapitate them wif my sulpurpluous nipel.

--Josh

Tell me Sir Joshatan, does the sulpurpluous nipel squirt sulpher or sulfer, or neither, or Both Perchance?!?!?!?!?

 

[Semper Fi]

Perhaps it squirts skim milk naturally pastuerized.







(its late and I don't have a clue what I'm typing so ignore please)

 

[DannyinJapan]

oh its pasteurized, but it aint done naturally.
Josh, you want to explain?
It has something to do with magnetic fields...

 

[Mr.BadExample]

this one time in band camp i cut a flyiing hot dog in half with my clarient, it was kool
-choad of the salmonrye

 

[Josh Feltman]

oh its pasteurized, but it aint done naturally.
Josh, you want to explain?
It has something to do with magnetic fields...

I don't know if I can. I do know that the ol' SN produces an incredibly powerful magnetic field, about as strong as an MRI, but I have no idea how it does it. Frankly, the SN has baffled all men of science who have attempted to plumb the depths of its mystery.

--Josh

 

[brantoken]

you guys are are killing me lmao.....

 

[Bri in Chi]

Bullshido! Stop, your killing me.

 

[munk]

squirts artificial non dairy creamer.






munk

 

[Nasty]

genuine artificial non dairy creamer? kool

 

[munk]

Yeah, if he stands too close to the coffee machine at work people just keep sucking on the teats. He can't leave until someone makes a new pot and in the delay he skips.


Yuppies wanted non dairy and I hope the end of the world is accompanied by vast amounts of 1% milk fat yogurt, non dairy creamer, non dairy or very low fat icecream, and artificial eggs.

Since most diet food has amplified sugar I hope the Yups get their own hummingbird feeders....

munk

 

[Spectre]

Pendulum shift.

We were riding the "low fat" craze 10 years ago. Now, the trend is "low carb".

I figured out a few years ago, that a balanced diet was best, without worrying too much.

John