You all thought I was crazy to carry a Ka-Bar USMC every day.

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Have you ever unexpectidly had to run through a mile of bamboo and brush, all of which was 5-6 feet tall? Well, a Ka-Bar comes in handy right about then. :D
 
I wouldn't call you crazy... eccentric, maybe! :D

BTW no, I've never run into that particular problem (Note location).
 
Why did you have to "unexpectidly (sic) had to run through a mile of bamboo and brush which was 5-6 feet tall"?
Just curious,
Mongo
 
Originally posted by Mongo
Why did you have to "unexpectidly (sic) had to run through a mile of bamboo and brush which was 5-6 feet tall"?
Just curious,
Mongo
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There was a disagreement between myself and the police. They felt I should be arrested, and I didn't.
 
Very lucky. You can see over the bamboo if you jump. The cornfields I used to run through had corn stalks seven feet and higher.

As for where I live now...The bamboo is 20+ feet high. Bummer. Try running through this kind of bamboo grove, and you'll find that for every bamboo stalk, there's a dead one lying in your path. And if you cut one down, there's a fair chance it'll fall on you.

How do you carry the Ka-bar?
 
Originally posted by sph3ric pyramid
Very lucky. You can see over the bamboo if you jump. The cornfields I used to run through had corn stalks seven feet and higher.

As for where I live now...The bamboo is 20+ feet high. Bummer. Try running through this kind of bamboo grove, and you'll find that for every bamboo stalk, there's a dead one lying in your path. And if you cut one down, there's a fair chance it'll fall on you.

How do you carry the Ka-bar?
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I'm 6', so I didn't need to jump in the 5' stuff, but a lot of it was over 6'. On average it was 5-6 though. I also had to go through a couple rivers and climb over a lot of logs, which I imagine would be similar to the fallen bamboo. I think one of those log piles was a very old beaver dam.

The Ka-Bar is just off my belt on my right hip. All the other possible carry positions are taken by other knives, and the Ka-Bar is the only one visible.
 
There was a disagreement between myself and the police. They felt I should be arrested, and I didn't.
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Are you joking? It's not really safe to say something like that in a public forum. Afterall, some of our members are police.
 
Originally posted by Icon of Sin
Are you joking? It's not really safe to say something like that in a public forum. Afterall, some of our members are police.
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I wasn't doing anything wrong, just something illegal. Anyway, I doubt anyone here would do anything about me talking about this... however, if they will, then yes I was joking. :D
 
TheMightyGoat,

I'm a retired Deputy Sheriff...What's your address?.:D.:D.
 
You think stabbing those scissors into your crotch is painful? Wait until your new cellmate, Bubba gets done with you! :D
 
Glockman99,

Now wait, he brings up a good point. That is, what is really wrong, and what is illegal.

During the early 1970's, I'll bet none of my Harley's would pass a Wisconsin equipment code check. All of my pipes were 'straight,' no baffles, and my handle bars were for my comfort, not for society's.

I'd get pulled over, the cops knew us, we'd get chewed out, I'd pretend remorse, and the game continued. No one got hurt. I'll bet there was an auto knife in there as well.

We never sold drugs or hurt women, that would have been immoral.
 
MightGoat:

I appreciate your frankness.

I also really like your avatar.

Oh, that reminds me, I'll be right back...:D
 
Originally posted by Ichabod Poser
Glockman99,

Now wait, he brings up a good point. That is, what is really wrong, and what is illegal.

During the early 1970's, I'll bet none of my Harley's would pass a Wisconsin equipment code check. All of my pipes were 'straight,' no baffles, and my handle bars were for my comfort, not for society's.

I'd get pulled over, the cops knew us, we'd get chewed out, I'd pretend remorse, and the game continued. No one got hurt. I'll bet there was an auto knife in there as well.

We never sold drugs or hurt women, that would have been immoral.
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Riding with straight pipes is just another version of ol Goat's avatar.
 
TMG,

We get the point: you are a child who needs attention and can't get it through productive means. We hear you loud and clear. Thanks for more proof though.
 
Originally posted by ThinkOfTheChildren
TMG,

We get the point: you are a child who needs attention and can't get it through productive means. We hear you loud and clear. Thanks for more proof though.
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I think you misheard me, actually.
 
yet another spot in my ignore list taken up... down to 1 left... guess it's almost time to upgrade to gold. might be able to squeeze to month end.
 
After reading most of your posts I have come to the conclusion that you are a compulsive liar. Not only do I think you are lying about this experience, I also think you didnt cut your head open. Furthermore; I belive this is the 4th time you have said you have evaded the police in a spectacular chase. With those 20 knives you say you carry I am VERY surprised that you could even walk, let alone run.
 
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