You know you’re addicted to knifes when?

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Post 1 way to tell if you’re addicted to knives.


You will know when you like the smell of metal after honing your knife.
 
When you NEED a dremmel tool to make the knives you have EXACTLY the way you want them!
 
The Last Confederate said:
You install thumbstuds on all your wife's bras to make them "one-handed openers"! :D
ROFLMAO! You sir, are the author of really funny s**it!
 
When you find yourself putting a bunch of microscopic knives into a syringe and injecting them into your vein.
 
You explain to your wife that THIS is the LAST blade you will buy...Forever!!,,well for a REALLY LONG TIME!!!,,...this one can be Fathers Day, my Birthday and Christmas all rolled into one!~

She still says NO!!!

You go behind her back and buy the blade anyway because YOU know she REALLY wants you to have it???!!!??

Sick...really sick. Hummm sick....hospitals...SCALPELS! YES!!!
 
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