You know you have been collecting too long when...

[pathwinder14]

You start giving your knives proper names.

You know what "pocket bling" is.

You can name more than 15 different knife steels.

You want a choil on the Delica.

You start threads like this.

 

[abbazaba]

You just bought a knife not remembering that you already had it.

You call your Sebenza a pretty good "beater".

You go grab a knife other than the one in your pocket to open the mail.

Your knife collection is worth more than your car.

You are late for things regularly because you can't decide which knife to carry.

Your friends and family stopped asking why there is a bandaid on your finger.

You don't think carrying three knives or more at the same time is excessive.

You are buying knives you had no interest in because you already bought all the knives you like.

 

[Hackenslash]

You just bought a knife not remembering that you already had it.

You are buying knives you had no interest in because you already bought all the knives you like.

Lol, those two struck a nerve!

 

[MassMatt]

...you have "knife sharpener mange" from all the patches of hair scraped off your arm.

...you can identify virtually any knife used in a movie or TV show, AND (this gets nerdy) can quibble with whether the knife prop chosen really "fits the character".

 

[abbazaba]

...you have "knife sharpener mange" from all the patches of hair scraped off your arm.

...you can identify virtually any knife used in a movie or TV show, AND (this gets nerdy) can quibble with whether the knife prop chosen really "fits the character".

HA! I forgot that there is no hair on my left hand, ever.

 

[Hackenslash]

you can identify virtually any knife used in a movie or TV show, AND (this gets nerdy) can quibble with whether the knife prop chosen really "fits the character".

It's not really quibbling. Everyone knows Darryl is a Busse man