You know you have spent to much time on BF when...

When your wife goes to Goodwiil, buys an old dresser, paints it black, and decosticks a cool poster to the front. Then she comes to you and says, "I made you a knife dresser. Now please go around the house and pick all of them up and bring them in here so we can arrange them in the drawers." Then she gets pissed when she finds out that she didn't get a big enough dresser.

When you have at least two knives sitting on the table next to your couch so you can play with them while you watch Survivorman.

When everytime you go to the bathroom to poo, you take at least one knife and one knife catalog to pass the time until you're finished.

You went out and bought some Tom Brown books and after the first one, you can't read the others because you never want to see the words Grandfather, Tracker Point of View, Awareness, or Pressure Release EVER AGAIN!
 
When the work is piling up, because too much time is spent on the computer wading through the forums at BF.
 
When it's the first thing you check in the morning, even before email. Then as Bufford said, you check back several times a day instead of working :D (Hope my boss never reads this!)

Forgot to add that you see your wife preparing food in the kitchen, you grab whatever new field knife you just got and say, "here honey use this, I need to start a patina on it"! (Maybe that's just me)
She is a sport though, she will just roll her eyes and use it :)
 
ilbruche said:
....Your fridge looks like this but you still spent $300 on knives last month.

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..........checking out the picture of your Frigidaire frig looking for knives.....:rolleyes:

Doc
 
I guess I could throw some knives in there. The point was you spent your money on knives instead of food. :)
 
tknife said:
When it's the first thing you check in the morning, even before email. Then as Bufford said, you check back several times a day instead of working :D (Hope my boss never reads this!)

Forgot to add that you see your wife preparing food in the kitchen, you grab whatever new field knife you just got and say, "here honey use this, I need to start a patina on it"! (Maybe that's just me)
She is a sport though, she will just roll her eyes and use it :)
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Ha, I do that all the time. I started enjoying cooking more, when I get to hack up veggies and meat.

Another one would be when your favorite knife costs more than all of the kitchen knives in the entire house.
 
Dylside said:
When you have at least two knives sitting on the table next to your couch so you can play with them while you watch Survivorman.

When everytime you go to the bathroom to poo, you take at least one knife and one knife catalog to pass the time until you're finished.
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You too?

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Originally posted by Dylside:

When everytime you go to the bathroom to poo, you take at least one knife and one knife catalog to pass the time until you're finished.
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Originally Posted by Wabajack:

You too?
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And then, there were three... My wife put a small book cabinet in the bathroom to hold the knife catalogs and wilderness survival books I keep there.
 
How about when the wife is watching Oprah and the discussion is Internet porn. she gives you that accusing sideways look. No dear BF is not a porn site, it's just about knives.
 
You know you have spent to much time on BF when...
....Your fridge looks like this but you still spent $300 on knives last month.
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You can't fool me! There has to be a few knives in that box, right? Who keeps a cardboard box in their fridge, if not to stash a few knives in...
 
ilbruche, no worries. My fridge looks like that for the exact same reason. Except I just drank my last Blue Moon, so no beer. Or milk... or vegetables. So pretty much some butter, old ranch dressing, and an empty six pack... :(
 
Wife - "how much was that knife?"
Me - "free, I won it in a give away, there always giving knives away on the forums"

hahahaha little does she know.
 
I really won one here last month but... from the wife's reaction, I might have as well bought it. :(
 
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