You Know You Live In. . . .

[fisherk]

That's the one thing that I do miss about Zoo Jersey. . .they've got some of the best pizza and sub's !

Oh yeah. . . .howz bout this:



- North Jersey is the car theft capital of the world

Not if you exclude Camden, Newark, and Trenton, our beloved State Capitol :barf:
BTW We'd like to exclude Camden, Newark and Trenton from our State!!


- New Jersey has 108 toxic waste dumps. Which is the most in any one state in the nation. In fact, quite a bit of NJ garbage is transported to Ohio

That's becuase we got to choose which we wanted more of, lawyers or Toxic Waste Sites. I think we chose wisely!! As for your second point, what does that say about Ohio??

and finally. . .


- NJ state motto: liberty and "Honey, where's my chem gear."

We're only trying to follow the Boy Scouts motto: "Be Prepared."

OK, Jeff. You're up!!

PS You know it's really hard to defend a state that sucks as much as NJ does. Thank God you're not delving into our state politics. :footinmou :barf: :footinmou

Ken

As an aside, we do have a growing local Knife Club, the NJKCA!! we're probably up to about 35 members and have Custom Makers like Al Polkowski and Steve Licata in our ranks. Now there's something really +POSITIVE+ to say about New Jersey. Finally, I thought of one thing I can be proud of!!

 

[GigOne]

Posted by Esav:

So how come our gas prices got so high !?!?!?

Folks in Zoo Jersey are still trying to figure out how to contain it strictly to ground water.

 

[GigOne]

Posted by fisherk:

. . .we do have a growing local Knife Club. . .

Yeah. . .just walk the steets of Camden, Newark, and Trenton (even in the daytime) and you'll be able to meet a buncha "local knife club members". . .and they don't belong to the infamous NJKCA.

Posted by fisherk:

BTW We'd like to exclude Camden, Newark and Trenton from our State!!

That's been happening for years. I even heard that YOUR CURRENT GOV. put them on E-Bay for auction. And still couldn't get rid of them !

Posted by fisherk:

Thank God you're not delving into our state politics.

That would be easy. . .all I'd have to say is: Kean, FLORIO, Whitman, DiFrancesco. . . .and. . . .MCGREEVEY.

Dayum. . .maybe I need to cut that list down. . .that makes THE FIVE STOOGES.

 

[fisherk]

Yeah. . .just walk the steets of Camden, Newark, and Trenton (even in the daytime) and you'll be able to meet a buncha "local knife club members". . .and they don't belong to the infamous NJKCA.

Yeah, But we've got better knives then they do. Those spring-blades from Philly don't count as real knives!

That's been happening for years. I even heard that YOUR CURRENT GOV. put them on E-Bay for auction. And still couldn't get rid of them !

WHO in their right mind would buy them - maybe The Reverened Al Sharpton, or The Reverened Jesse Jocko?

That would be easy. . .all I'd have to say is: Kean, FLORIO, Whitman , DiFrancesco. . . .and. . . .MCGREEVEY.

I think mentioning FLORIO & McGREEVEY would be enough! Although you can't count Whitman out (in her second term) for what she did to Colonel Williams! - Now that was a total disgrace!!

Yeah, we got enough crap here to deal with. But at the end of the day, you can always get a great Sub or Pizza!!!

Ken

Edited for typo

 

[Esav Benyamin]

The only reason for electing FLORIO :barf: was so that any governor forever after would not seem too bad by comparison.

He was worse than CUOMO! but at least he didn't last as long ...

 

[A.W.U.K.]

1. You call any stream more than 2 feet wide a "river"
2. You still call the MG-Rover plant "The Austin"
3. You know what a Chana Balti is
4. You know how to eat a balti
5. The words "Bull Ring" don't make you think of Spain.
6. You can half understand the speech of Black Coutry folk
7. You use the same tool to drive nails and screws
8. You only see the sea once a year.
9. Driving in a one-way system is second nature.
10. You pronounce "pint" as "point" and vice-versa.

Andrew.

 

[AlphalphaPB]

. . .the Midwest when...

2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

Hm, never saw that happen growing up in Missouri, but how about a few schoolbuses jammed up behind a fellow in cowboy attire riding a horse to school? I've always wondered where he kept the thing while he was in class-- maybe it was tied to a well-fertilized tree.