You know your a HOG when ...

CQCBlades

CQCBlades

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Hello folks,

I thought this would be fun, given the Anniversary HOG Induction thread and all the action its getting;

I'll start this off.

1.) You know your a HOG, when you start building a mountain of INFI in your living room right before the Blade show every year.

Greg
 
You have five entry strategies for the Cobb Galleria Centre, and three of them involve night vision goggles.
 
When you have the Busse Factory programmed into your speed-dial, and Amy-O is waiting for your phone call everyday..
 
You roll around in mud all day, and if you happen to see yourself reflected in your water dish, you look like a more-handsome version of Rosie O'Donnell.
 
Your mailman develops back problems because of all the Priority box traffic at your house.
 
You start pricing homing beacons, thinking they might be useful for tracking certain Busse employees prior to Knob Creek and BLADE.
 
You start looking for a Busse knife and realize all 150 of them are spread around the country in various passarounds. :p
 
...you start casing Jaxx's place, because you're pretty sure you're not ready (yet) for Mercmaster's security system.
 
You invest in new technology so you can track the Bladeforums For Sale board at all hours, from any location.
 
Strangers at Starbucks start calling you, "Mr. 27."
 
You actually file paternity papers on Skunk and start referring to him as "Pa."
 
You own one of these newfangled potato splitters...

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You have signature parking lot moves...

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Guyon said:
You own one of these newfangled potato splitters...

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I resemble that (almost).

...when you want to change your name to Sus Scrofa, so everyone will fear you.

...when you start calling your dog "Steel Heart III," and ask the vet if he can straighten the tail.

...when your wife catches you filing teeth in her best Santoku...'cause it just looks cooler that way.
 
You would push your own daughter over in her wheelchair to block the door of the Blade exhibition hall so you can be first to the trough.:eek:
 
MikeH said:
You would push your own daughter over in her wheelchair to block the door of the Blade exhibition hall so you can be first to the trough.:eek:
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That one's been done. Twice. :D :thumbup:

How about... You own three more variants than Bully, and you call to remind him of this fact daily.
 
You define everything in "Busse Dollars."

Hmmm... darn electric bill. That was a Skeleton Warden!
New Clutch? HOGSJTACLE.
Bushmaster M4A3? Moash!
Vacation lodging? Argonne Assault!!!

My wife hears me muttering these things when a bill comes in... she has learned model names from my senseless babbling. She doesn't even ask anymore.

Of course, none of my blades were more expensive than an average automobile gas fillup. ;) Certainly less than filling both tanks on my RV. :)
 
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