You know your a HOG when ...

You've perfected the "Here, let me hold those while you get your wallet" move.
 
You've slept in a tree near the Busse table at Knob Creek.
 
You invested in a racing pig.

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You own a pair of these because of a drunken night on eBay...

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...when you sell your Microsoft and Cisco stock to invest in JWB.

...when Porkerson starts blaming you!
 
Suddenly, world domination no longer seems like a pipe dream.

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... when you check your Credit Card site every hour to see if your Badger Attacks are on the way
 
Your wife calls a structural architect because the floor is buckling.

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...When you start obsessing over certain monumental shapes before the arrival of major BLADE shows... :eek::eek: ;) :D
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Stone Mtn., Georgia




"I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important." Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss)

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EDITED to add: NOW I feel OLD...:eek: This year is the 30th anniversary of this movie!!!! One of the BLOCKBUSTER HITS of 1977 (Star Wars being another), LOL
 
You increase you equity line to $250,000 to float some unscheduled time off work because there is this knife that you have 70-someting of and you can't bring yourself to sell any.:grumpy:
 
You wonder if you could buy a tie in the pattern of TAC snakeskin or raptorscale snakeskin.

(Yeah, someone had a funky tie on yesterday and I wondered it. "Gee, wouldn't a TAC snakeskin print tie look cool???? Or Raptorscale!")
 
Dennis in MA said:
You wonder if you could buy a tie in the pattern of TAC snakeskin or raptorscale snakeskin.

(Yeah, someone had a funky tie on yesterday and I wondered it. "Gee, wouldn't a TAC snakeskin print tie look cool???? Or Raptorscale!")
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Or an "Anatomy of a Busse" tie... Ha-ha!! :D
 
You've emailed Amy-0 thirty times to ask if you qualify for an online Hog induction, even though you only own 4 Busse's.
 
I can give one of the girls at the shop my first name and she knows my last name.

But I am no HOG.

I guess a HOG would have a standing order for 5 or more of each knive offered.

How many here can name the majority of the knives in Progunner's pic?
 
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