You know your addicted to knives when...

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mk.ultra

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You know your addicted to knives when...

-You always misspell "spider" as "Spyder" and "bird" as "Byrd"
-You expanded your garage to store your Busse collection
-You spend more time deciding what knife to carry than what clothes to wear
-You have enough customs to feed a starving nation

lol feel free to add on
 
When you log on to this site EVERY day (multiple times a day) :D.

It is one of the first things I do in the mornings.


John
 
You know your addicted to knives when you would feel more naked without a knife than without clothes LOL
 
mk.ultra said:
-You spend more time deciding what knife to carry than what clothes to wear
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Happens to me all the time. I always get dressed quickly, then spend a lot of time trying to figure out which knife goes with what pants/shorts I have on.

Oh, and thats just wrong Over Kill... :eek:
 
-when you walk down the middle of the street with a black trenchcoat full of blades

-when you're steak knives are collecting dust because you only eat with your Izula

-when you cut cake with your Junglas
 
Over Kill,

Remind me to never borrow one of your knives...

You know you are addicted when you get up to buy a knife at 3 AM.
You know you are addicted when your retirement check goes to PayPal.

Stainz
 
When you are willing to forfeit your love life for a month in order to afford a new knife.
When you go to exchange to buy a sheath for one of your knives and end up spending $450

I now need three sheaths and no money to pay for them.
 
When you can't find any more Youtube reviews on knives. Because you've seen them all.

When your computer desk is decorated by cut up knife catalogs.

When you plan trips and the first thing you do is check to see if there are knife stores around.
 
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Haha I love these threads...

-when the postman asks you: "Ordered another knife again?"
-when you enter the kitchen and the number of blades suddenly doubles
-when you secretely steal newspaper pages other people in your family might want to read just to use them for cutting tests
-you check the edge on your knife 10 times a day just to be sure it' s still razor sharp

and the ultimate classic:
-you have no hair on your left arm
 
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