You know your addicted to knives when...

Ronindan said:
You know you are addicted to knives, when your girlfriend tells you in a seductive voice: "Honey come to bed but take your knives out of your pocket.";)

True story. :thumbup:
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Izzat a knife in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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Actually, hun... both:D
 
-When you've managed to convince friends to get addicted to knives.
-When you hear 710, 940, and 950 the FIRST thing you picture are the Benchmade knives.
-You would spend hours at a knife store (if you didn't feel like the owner was watching you constantly... probably laughing cause you're undeniably addicted)
-You enjoy accidentally drawing first blood with a new knife cause that's how you feel the knife is finally part of the family
-You have knives always within arms reach (even in the shower!)
-You love the feel of cold steel against your skin
-Seeing a knife slice through newspaper as if it were butter fills you with complete ecstasy
-You go camping/hunting to purposely use and abuse your knife
 
...you can use the contents of one package to open the other 3
...your idea of spring cleaning is to sharpen all your knives and then consequently pick up 10 pounds worth of paper slivers off the floor
...you sharpen the knives of 3 households in your family
...you sit at the computer refreshing the BF page
 
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