You know you're a knife Knut when...

ebidis

ebidis

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...the calluses on your thumb and/or flipper finger could be used as glass breakers.

...every phone book, magazine, newspaper, catalog, in your house is shredded.

...you spend more on honing oil than you do on gasoline.

...your PayPal account is larger than your bank account.

...you receive personal, hand written birthday and Christmas cards from all the major blade manufacturers.

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When you open a kitchen drawer only to find that it's filled with sharpening stones.
 
...when you have a very long and intensive week at work. On Friday evening, you come home and finally take a breather. You start getting ready for a walk with your dog, when you realise on your way out that you are so tired you forgot your keys and your mobile. But you didn't forget your knves - a flipper to fiddle with, and a fixed blade just in case :)
 
Agurami said:
...when you have a very long and intensive week at work. On Friday evening, you come home and finally take a breather. You start getting ready for a walk with your dog, when you realise on your way out that you are so tired you forgot your keys and your mobile. But you didn't forget your knves - a flipper to fiddle with, and a fixed blade just in case :)
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Ha, Ha, at least you can pry the back door open with the fixed!;)
 
When you worry more about what knife and how to carry it than about your clothes...
 
When all of your pocket cuffs are shredded from clips.

When you have twenty five of the same knife, but in different handle colors, and different blade steels.

When a quarter inch difference in blade length actually matters to you (maybe this is just me :o).

When you can recognize other people's knife by the pocket clip.
 
Shorttime said:
When all of your pocket cuffs are shredded from clips.

When you have twenty five of the same knife, but in different handle colors, and different blade steels.

When a quarter inch difference in blade length actually matters to you (maybe this is just me :o).

When you can recognize other people's knife by the pocket clip.
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Guilty on all counts. 😄
 
Shorttime said:
When all of your pocket cuffs are shredded from clips.

When you have twenty five of the same knife, but in different handle colors, and different blade steels.

When a quarter inch difference in blade length actually matters to you (maybe this is just me :o).

When you can recognize other people's knife by the pocket clip.
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A lot of guys wory about an extra quarter inch. Just sayin'.:o:D
 
You've named most of your blades.

You keep a tomahawk under your pillow, along with a foot long fixed blade by your bed, "just in case".

You're buddies know you as "that crazy knife guy" and often say "he's got more blades than he does fingers".
 
Your EDC adds up to $1200.00, and all of your non knife items together are worth less than $100.00.
 
You have to get up an hour early every morning, just so you have time to decide which knife/knives you want to carry that day, and post a pic on the EDC thread.;)
 
...when you have 250 knife pics on your phone, and not one of your children...:frown:
 
You once appeared on a episode of Intervention because your family was concerned about your knife addiction.

You vacuum the lint out of your pockets.

Your friends always ask when will you let them have one of your knives.

You never tell the truth when someone asks you how much you payed for your knife.

You would rather not let "non knife people" touch your knife.

You have a secret chamber where nobody will ever find your knives.

You buy the top of the line expensive torx bits for your knives.

In your truck you carry a back up knife and also an axe, machete , hatchet and extra fixed blade and a multi tool.

Your vehicle is equipped with sharpening equipment incase you need to sharpen your knife.



You realized this is the 100th thread on blade forums called "you know your a knife nut when".:D
 
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ebidis said:
...when you have 250 knife pics on your phone, and not one of your children...:frown:
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This is a great one! So many times this subject has been posted. It's great to see something new. LOL :D

When your wife doesn't ask to see your new knife anymore when dealing with a USPS Priority One Size box, rather says, "Is that one coming or going?"
 
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