You know you're a knife Knut when...

Woodcamo Nut said:
...You vacuum the lint out of your pockets.




...You realized this is the 100th thread on blade forums called "you know your a knife nut when".:D
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I totally LOL'd on the pocket lint thing.:thumbup:

And I know these threads have been done before, but I haven't seen one in a while, and I always think this kind of thing is fun.

Why so serious?:p
 
Daniel Dorn said:
This is a great one! So many times this subject has been posted. It's great to see something new. LOL :D

When your wife doesn't ask to see your new knife anymore when dealing with a USPS Priority One Size box, rather says, "Is that one coming or going?"
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That's a good one too.:thumbup:

We have a lot of new members lately, I was hoping for some new laughs.

We have to laugh at ourselves sometimes, to keep from crying.;)
 
You pause any TV show or movie to try to identify any knife being used, however briefly it appears.
 
.......you could spot a pocket clip on someone from a mile away, and when you get closer you already know exactly what knife brand they are carrying.
 
When the knives in every ones pockets at work have been sharpened by you.

When you can look at the edge on somebody's knife and get a fond smile on your face cause you recognize it as "one of yours".
 
Non dominate arm is always shaved
Reach for your knife when you need it even if you dont have one
Spend hours opening and closing a knife
 
Woodcamo Nut said:
.......you could spot a pocket clip on someone from a mile away, and when you get closer you already know exactly what knife brand they are carrying.
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This^^^, but most people I run into are carrying crap gas station knives, or S&W.
 
ebidis said:
This^^^, but most people I run into are carrying crap gas station knives, or S&W.
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Yup, 99% of the time it's a flea market or gas station knife, and the other half of 1% it's a cheap Gerber they bought at Wal Mart or a M-Tech.

I've spotted Spydercos being carried by some of the deputy sheriffs in my area a few times though.
 
Woodcamo Nut said:
Yup, 99% of the time it's a flea market or gas station knife, and the other half of 1% it's a cheap Gerber they bought at Wal Mart or a M-Tech.

I've spotted Spydercos being carried by some of the deputy sheriffs in my area a few times though.
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Yeah, I once met a police detective who was carrying a Spyderco Police. I thought that was pretty cool. I showed him my Manix Lightweight.
 
..and when you see somebody else with a quality knife clipped to their pocket,

you're really excited!
 
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When the knives in your bathroom drawer outnumber everything else in it
 
When you have to take a loan out of you 401k to pay off the maxed out credit card while promising to yourself that your gonna stop buying more knives only to load up another credit card from buying more.
 
When the only use you've gotten out of your college algebra book is unlimited paper to test your edges.(and they said I'd never use this crap...)
When notebook paper will no longer suffice for testing an edge. It has to be ultra thin, or it doesn't count!
When an opinel or a fixed blade gets used more than your brand new set of kitchen knives.
When a 12 step program starts to sound like a really good option.
 
onojoe said:
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When the knives in your bathroom drawer outnumber everything else in it
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Dude I use the same surfer hair gel:D:thumbup:



Let's see.......

When your you know exactly what can and cannot fit inside a priority mail small flat rate box, and always have at least a few lying around your home at any given time just in case you needed to sell something quickly

When you have forum makers and pimpers on your friends list more for convenience than because you're friends with the guys:D

When you have an intimate relationship with your mailman/mailbox

When your have anxiety on planes or in government buildings because your knife isn't on you
 
Krissig12 said:
Dude I use the same surfer hair gel:D:thumbup:



Let's see.......

When your you know exactly what can and cannot fit inside a priority mail small flat rate box, and always have at least a few lying around your home at any given time just in case you needed to sell something quickly

When you have forum makers and pimpers on your friends list more for convenience than because you're friends with the guys:D

When you have an intimate relationship with your mailman/mailbox

When your have anxiety on planes or in government buildings because your knife isn't on you
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Ha ha! This was actually me 2 weeks ago, when I had jury duty. Felt totally naked without my EDC.
 
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