You know you're a knife knut when...

[offsetlover]

You are an addict when you log on to this web page more than twice a day...

no its more like more than 4 times a day and you spend a good 1-2 hours on it each time. i know thats true for me! hey i learn alot.

also: when you get a new knife you look it up and down and use a magnifine glass to check for imperfections on the blade's edge! I do that alot......

 

[alittle_edgy]

Ok how about when ALL your jeans have this .....

notice how the area that the knife is clipped to is not as faded as the rest of the jeans!!

How about when you know the make model, blade length, steel, scales, and type of lock this knife has? And around how much they go for. These are also fairly new jeans! Look at them weird wear marks???

or how about when I tried to start this thread long ago

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=412651

I love threads like this!

I almost fell out of my chair. Every pair of pants I own looks like this.

 

[rottwang]

when you go out for steak and sneer at the "steak knife" the resturant leaves on the table.

That same resturant knife is just as clean after you eat, but you cant wait to get home to clean your "precious".

When you carry wet-naps to clean your precious!

 

[flipit]

good night i love you flip flip flip ok good night!

 

[Bufford]

You know your a knife knut when the weight of your knives prematurely wears out your suspenders from the sag of the weight of your edged metal friends on the belt and clipped onto pockets.

 

[So-Lo]

If you have ever smelled your knife........you might be a knife knut

 

[tholiver]

You are not a wood carver but you keep multiple small pieces of useless scrap wood in your at-home tool/work space solely for the purpose of edge testing/blade maneuverability testing and general "whittling testing". And the floor there is littered with wood bits and there are lots of incomprehensible/modern art/lovecraft-monster looking wood scraps scattered here and there.
Or maybe thats just me.lol.

 

[Hog Feet]

If you have several types of oil at your bedside and you tell your wife they are all for your knives

 

[knucks]

If your high school autoshop teacher bitches at you because the WD-40 went missing again.

 

[So-Lo]

If you have ever sharpend a knife on the toilet, yo might be a knife knut

 

[john w]

You are a knife knut when the cost of any thing else you have to buy is directly related to what knife (or knives) you could have bought for that same amount of money. Please, ... someone come up with a formula for this.

Example: Cost O' Other Cr*p = X-Knife I Cudda' Bought / Wife's Anger.

WOOK