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You know you're a knife knut when . . .
you eat a raw potato just so you'll have an excuse to peel something.
you find yourself wondering if Superman wipes his @$$ with a Tuf-Cloth.
you lie awake at night trying to think up a clever slogan so you can win a knife you already have.
your two-year-old daughter knows the names of all the implements on a SwissTool.
you're traveling by air and you check a bag you don't need just so you can bring an extra knife (in addition to the three you're carrying).
you're at the local cutlery store and the phone rings. It's for you. It's your wife. (She wants you to pick up a box of potato flakes on the way home.)
David Rock
you eat a raw potato just so you'll have an excuse to peel something.
you find yourself wondering if Superman wipes his @$$ with a Tuf-Cloth.
you lie awake at night trying to think up a clever slogan so you can win a knife you already have.
your two-year-old daughter knows the names of all the implements on a SwissTool.
you're traveling by air and you check a bag you don't need just so you can bring an extra knife (in addition to the three you're carrying).
you're at the local cutlery store and the phone rings. It's for you. It's your wife. (She wants you to pick up a box of potato flakes on the way home.)
David Rock