You know you're a knifenut when

Moonberrys

Moonberrys

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I haven't seen one of these and I thought it would be fun.

You know you're a knifenut when... you're missing patches of hair on your arms.

:P You get the idea, lets see what you've got!
 
. . . when everyone on your X-mas list gets a knife . . . every year!

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You know you're a real knife knut when other knife nuts say "You carry HOW many knives?!"
 
When the people you live with go from saying "What ANOTHER ONE?" to not paying attention...at all.
 
Awesome idea for a thread. This one should be made into a sticky. :cool:

You know when you're a knifeknut when you have a different knife for every day of the week. :D
 
You know you're a knife nut when your wife/girlfriend know the name of what ever knife you're carrying.
 
When you squeeze into that old T-shirt that "still fits" because you don't dare dip into knife funds to pay for appropriately sized clothing.
 
. . . when you try to coordinate the color of the scales or handles on your EDC to your belt or shoes . . . :)
Be safe.
 
You know you're a knife knut when:

- your other EDC is an empty wallet...

- you honestly think that the center of the known universe is where your favorite knife manufacturer has their headquarters...

- You love the smell of [enter favorite oil brand here] in the morning...

- you look on the bright side when you cut yourself with your favorite EDC: "I got my daily dose of iron..."

~Chris

(ps - I have to give credit to other members for some of these. I've saved a few good ones over the years.)
 
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