You know you're a knifenut when

*You Send thank you notices to UPS or FEDEX for speedy delivery, or cusing thier very existance for being a day late!
 
You know you're a knifenut when you see a police officers blade and start giggling and eyeing it, all while thinking 'my strider is so much more pimp!'
 
...you look at a $400 knife on sale for $250 and say, "what a deal!"

...the people around you with no interest in knives starts carrying Benchmades and Spydercos.
 
Your a knifenut when you look forward to winter for the sole reason of EDCing more knives :P
lol these are my "good jeans"
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When your hobbie rubs off on your kids. My 7yr old walks around the house saying "What up folks.......Man that well water sure tastes good after being cut by that..... Y'all take care now ya hear" imitating thecajunblaze.
 
twid said:
When your hobbie rubs off on your kids. My 7yr old walks around the house saying "What up folks.......Man that well water sure tastes good after being cut by that..... Y'all take care now ya hear" imitating thecajunblaze.
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lol thats great
 
...you feel guilty about cheating on CPM-S30V with ZDP-189.

...your online dating profile reads "enjoys long walks on the beach with a Busse, candle lit dinners prepared with a Shun, watching romantic comedies flipping a 42"
 
... you still keep on buying those thin rice cigarette papers while you haven't smoked dope for two years
 
twid said:
When your hobbie rubs off on your kids. My 7yr old walks around the house saying "What up folks.......Man that well water sure tastes good after being cut by that..... Y'all take care now ya hear" imitating thecajunblaze.
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That is hilarious, I watch his vids all the time.
 
When you have a strong opinion about the differences between a D2 Paramilitary and an S30V Paramilitary.
 
I knew I was a knifenut when I accidentally cut myself while stropping my blade, and was PROUD of the fact that I didn't even feel it. "What the...? Hey..., COOOOL!!! :D
 
Two related ones:

When the thing you hate most about flying is being separated from your knives for three hours.

When you don't really NEED to check a bag, but you do anyway so you'll have a knife waiting for you when you get off the plane.
 
When you have the same knife in various handle and blade colors and serrated and non serrated versions... And you're late to work cause you couldn't decide which version to put in your pocket that day.
 
You know when your a knifenut when you go on google maps and find out the distance to your favorite knife company and how much gas it would take to drive all the way up there. But then you dont because that money could go torwards getting the next knife on your list.
 
Gadgetaholic said:
Or you complain that their knives are blunt and you offer to sharpen them with the sharpening gear you just happen to have with you . . .
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Or you take your sharpening kit to your family's Thanksgiving to properly sharpen their kitchen knives . . . and they expect it . . . every year.
 
Obsessed with Edges said:
I knew I was a knifenut when I accidentally cut myself while stropping my blade, and was PROUD of the fact that I didn't even feel it. "What the...? Hey..., COOOOL!!! :D
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Haha...YES! I've done that a couple times.or:
-you sit down and just look at, flip open and inspect your knives when you have nothing else to do (or should be doing something that seems less important:rolleyes:)
-you carry knives around the house til the minute you go to sleep...then you place said knife/knives right on the nightstand.
-you have moved clothing out of drawers in furniture to make room for more knives (yes, i have done this:D)
- your knife collection is more organized than your important documents.
- you see cash in the pocket as another knife in the pocket.
- you spend more time deciding which knife to carry that day than deciding which clothes to wear.
 
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