You know you're a Sebenzaholic when...

When you have more Sebenzas than pockets and still want to carry them all.

(which is why I'm going to have dericesmond make a necker sheath for mine:D)
 
Some good ones here, nice job everyone.

Here's mine: When you've sold off every 'other' knife in your collection {and/or other hobbies}, to fund more Sebenza.
 
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since this is a nocternal post...

-when you close your eyes and you're still seeing sebenzas.

-when the only way to fall asleep is to recall all the reasons why you like sebenzas.

-when you have to fondle your sebenza before you go to sleep, everyday.

-when you get separation anxiety when your sebenza is not within arms reach.

and then there are these...

-you give pet-names to your sebenzas and when you call it out, you are disappointed when they don't answer and you have to be the one to go over to them and pick them up.

-you have pictures of your sebenzas on your phone for those times you can't carry the real thing.

-when relatives are over and ask for a family group picture, you instinctively whip out your sebenza, strike a pose and say perfection!

-when someone asks, when is your kid's birthday?, you give out your sebenza's date of birth.
 
Good ones! I sure can relate to the separation anxiety one and the one is on the way post....and, oh I could go on and on! :D
 
hoodep said:
Some good ones here, nice job everyone.

Here's mine: When you've sold off every 'other' knife in your collection {and/or other hobbies}, to fund more Sebenza.
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Yep, done this one too, more than once....lol
 
pvicenzi said:
When you use the blue polishing cloth only for taking pictures.
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Guilty! :D
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When you're glad you keep a hankie in your pocket to catch the drool after seeing BKB's collection..drip.
 
These are all so true and original I can't think of a thing I can add here. And most every one of them I can personally identify with. Now that is really scary.......:eek:
 
When you trade a $895 dollar knife for a $410 Sebenza without batting an eye ...
 
There are many classic lines in here, several that I am guilty of on countless occasions as well. Great idea, lisantica, and excellent contributions by all :thumbup::thumbup:
 
When you smuggle your Small Sebenza into a Communist country by means of sliding it into the shaft of a kayak paddle, you might have a problem.
When you take pics of your Small Seb on the top of mountains you've climbed, you might have a problem.
 
When you own so many that the only one you still want is a large regular night sky! (Sell me the night sky...you know who you are!!!! LoL!)
 
when you dont buy them strictly for photos and attention but simply because you appreciate quality cutlery.

whoops, now i've insulted every person in this thread haha..
 
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