You might be a knife addict if.....

[Therealtwitch]

When you have the "Knife Steel Chart" iPhone app on the bottom row.

Time out! How do I not have this app!?! Correcting this issue right now!

 

[rnbtexas]

When you can remember exactly what you paid for each knife, but can't remember how much gas you put in your truck yesterday.

When you take the same amount of time cleaning your knife as you do showering.

Time out! How do I not have this app!?! Correcting this issue right now!

Beat me to it. How did I not know about this app. About to correct that.

 

[15mtyler]

When you can't stop buying knives. Cause they are the most important and most used tool a person can have

 

[K.O.D.]

When you open the package of your new knife with your new knife which you just opened with a new knife and so on...

 

[bouree13]

1. When you have a specific knife for each activity of the day. (gym knife, work knife, taking a walk knife, evening out knife, going to Costco knife, etc.)

2. When you think everyone loves the gift of a knife as much as you yet they haven’t looked at or carried the last 3 you gave them.

 

[Phydeaux]

When you post multiple times in this thread.

 

[Razdrazchelloveck]

You wake up in the morning with a knife in your sheets wondering how you didn't stab yourself in your sleep.

 

[phxgadgets]

When you post multiple times in this thread.

Seriously lol...

Or you read this thread to make yourself feel better and rationalize that you dont have a problem your just like everyone else! Lol

 

[cutter17]

Also when you read this thread and respond and you have 4 knives laying around within arms reach, with a small fb in it's sheath stuck down in my t-shirt pocket along side my cigarettes.

 

[Danny_Zuko]

When you keep one in your motorcycle, and your car, and your backpack, and your shoe, and on your necklace, and on your keychain, just so you don't forget one when you leave the house..

 

[Skywalker1]

When you never actually need your knife and still have several on you all the time.

 

[breakdown52]

Time out! How do I not have this app!?! Correcting this issue right now!

I did the same thing. I literally just left bf to download this app. I was so upset I didn't know this app existed.

 

[breakdown52]

When your so broke that you sell whatever you can so you afford a new knife.

 

[singularity35]

When you budget knives first before the ramen noodles that will be the only food you can afford after you pay for the knives.

 

[jmclfrsh]

When you try to show off a new Knife to your coworkers and they have an almost annoyed look because its the 50th knife you've showed them

And you once again proclaim "THIS is my LAST one!" - and they roll their eyes at you.

 

[jmclfrsh]

Seriously lol...

Or you read this thread to make yourself feel better and rationalize that you dont have a problem your just like everyone else! Lol

+1 I laughed out loud too... and was glad to hear several things that others do, I do too. All the time.

I have 3-4 knives in front of me while watching tv pretty much every time.

 

[breakdown52]

If you believe that if a man doesn't carry at least one knife with him every where he goes, then he's probably gay.

 

[Bighaze51]

When you carry your lunch bag and your knife sharpening bag to work each day
GUILTY!!

 

[Swampdog]

You use a kukri to trim your toe nails.

 

[Ethan_Hardy]

When you're saving for an engagement ring and instead of putting away all your tax return you buy a $200 blade instead.