You might be a knife nut if ....

[Morrow]

You might be knife nut if...

your significant other threatens to cut off the sex if you buy anymore knives and you need to take a moment to decide your course of action.

 

[GigOne]

You might be a knife nut if ....


...You spend way more time than seems reasonable logged on, reading and moderating this sub-forum and website!

Hold da door. Are you saying we. . . . .the folksy crew. . . .are a rowdy, unruly bunch ?

 

[Blues]

Hold da door. Are you saying we. . . . .the folksy crew. . . .are a rowdy, unruly bunch ?

You bet. How do you think traditionals lasted so long (and got to be traditional) if they weren't so tough?

I'm tellin' ya', I don't get no respect!


:thumbup:

 

[sm2]

You might be knife nut if...

If you know the knife pattern numbers that belong to spouse, and kids , but cannot remember anniversary or birth dates.

 

[Absintheur]

if you think it is a bad day because you are not expecting a knife in the mail....

 

[stockman242]

if you think it is a bad day because you are not expecting a knife in the mail....

If you have a bad day, because you spend all day sitting and whittling in a rocking chair besides the mailbox, and the mailman didn't come. :foot:
I hate that man right now.

 

[JatMat]

if you think it is a bad day because you are not expecting a knife in the mail....

It is a BAD day if you do not get one in the mail.
James

 

[Chuck_Nunface]

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