You Might Be A Knife Nut...

[ebidis]

If you've ever lived on ramen noodles for two weeks so you could buy a new Sebenza... You might be a knife nut.

If you use a $300 knife to open a package containing a $500 knife... You might be a knife nut.

If you see every knife that costs less than $200 as "quaint"... You might be a knife nut.

 

[jfk1110]

If you have no hair on your arms...like me.......and legs in summer..............Might be!

 

[Maroco]

When having more than 3 customs on order doesn't freak the wife out anymore....

 

[John Phillips]

When you swear to yourself not to buy another knife for a while and only make it 24 hours bc another “grail” appeared.

 

[Delgadonine]

When you look into a mirror and realize that is the person who signed up for all kinds of OT because

 

[mitchnola]

If you fidget with your knife more than your wife!

 

[Steven65]

When it's quicker to weigh your collection!

 

[drawkcaB]

If you dither around twenty minutes deciding which knifes to carry that day...

 

[Mimic Knife & Tool]

When your dinner table is always covered in sharpening equipment and knife paraphernalia, so you never eat there

 

[mauser9]

Joining this forum will definitely turn one into a knife nut alone. Too many choices of goodies!

 

[Michaelyogi]

When you "thin" the herd to make room for more...

 

[David Mary]

You might be a knife nut if you've ever justified a knife purchase as an "investment in EDC efficiency".

 

[David Mary]

You might be a knife nut if you can identify a knife make and model from a blurry photo faster than you can recognize old classmates.

 

[David Mary]

You might be a knife nut if you can name more knife steels than car brands, or sports teams.

 

[Terry M.]

You might be a knife nut if you can identify a knife make and model from a blurry photo faster than you can recognize old classmates.

This!

You may be a knife nut if you look at $1000 cost on some knives as “reasonable”

 

[David Mary]

You might be a knife nut if your drawer's a den
Of blades that beckon, again and again.
From folders that flip to fixed blades that flash,
Your collection's a cache that others call cash.

You might be a knife nut when steel types entice,
And "patina" sounds twice as nice as "device."
Your sharpening skills are sublimely slick,
While wallet grows thin, your collection grows thick.

You might be a knife nut whose pockets are loaded,
with knives for all tasks 'til their seams nigh exploded,
From Barlows to Bowies, your collection's complete,
While your wallet's depleted, your passion's replete.

But then comes your paycheck; you suddenly feel,
There's a void in your life, and the answer is steel,
If you spend all you can on blades without shame,
It might be that knife knut's the name of your game.

 

[mitchnola]

If you write knife poems!

 

[David Mary]

Touché!

 

[mitchnola]

Touché!

And if you read em.

 

[SwissHeritageCo]

If you have no hair on your arms...like me.......and legs in summer..............Might be!

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