You Might Be A Knife Nut...

In shadowed corners, deep and dark,
Where gleams of steel find their spark,
A passion grows, an art refined,
In blades and knives, my soul's enshrined.

Each handle carved, a story told,
Of battles fought, of hands grown bold,
In tempered edge, a legacy,
Of ancient crafts and mastery.

From polished hilt to sharpened tip,
I trace the lines with fingertip,
Each piece a treasure, history's shade,
In every knife, a legend laid.

In quiet nights, I find my muse,
Amongst the blades, I never lose,
For in their gleam, my heart resides,
In the silent art where beauty hides.

You gotta love AI.......... 🤣
 
David Mary said:
You might be a knife nut if your drawer's a den
Of blades that beckon, again and again.
From folders that flip to fixed blades that flash,
Your collection's a cache that others call cash.

You might be a knife nut when steel types entice,
And "patina" sounds twice as nice as "device."
Your sharpening skills are sublimely slick,
While wallet grows thin, your collection grows thick.

You might be a knife nut whose pockets are loaded,
with knives for all tasks 'til their seams nigh exploded,
From Barlows to Bowies, your collection's complete,
While your wallet's depleted, your passion's replete.

But then comes your paycheck; you suddenly feel,
There's a void in your life, and the answer is steel,
If you spend all you can on blades without shame,
It might be that knife knut's the name of your game.
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Nice work on that prose!!😉

Steven65 said:
In shadowed corners, deep and dark,
Where gleams of steel find their spark,
A passion grows, an art refined,
In blades and knives, my soul's enshrined.

Each handle carved, a story told,
Of battles fought, of hands grown bold,
In tempered edge, a legacy,
Of ancient crafts and mastery.

From polished hilt to sharpened tip,
I trace the lines with fingertip,
Each piece a treasure, history's shade,
In every knife, a legend laid.

In quiet nights, I find my muse,
Amongst the blades, I never lose,
For in their gleam, my heart resides,
In the silent art where beauty hides.

You gotta love AI.......... 🤣
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I think this should be the forums anthem!!!!! Great lines in this like nice blade.!!!
 
When the folder you have in your pocket is worth more than the car you drive in. When your house drives down the value of other houses because it needs expensive maintenance but your knife collection still keeps growing in rapid pace. When you are happy to find a thread like this one so you know you are not the only knifeNUT!
 
When you lose a knife in the couch and find 2 more while looking for it.
When every gift you give is a knife because that’s all you know how to shop for.
When every gift you receive is a knife you already own.
 
When you agonize for two weeks over which knife you should take with you on vacation, you might be a knife nut.

When you ordered a knife in a moment of weakness, and say you are not going to buy any more.. but then you buy another one before the first purchase arrives.. you might be a knife nut
 
When you have a snap on tool box in your living room to keep your knives organized and accessible.

When you lose a knife and don't stop thinking about it for months or years until you find it.


When you lost a knife in a friend's couch and find it 6 months later and yell out YESSSSS! &#%#&*@

When you meet non knife guys carrying a knife and quietly think their knife is crap but are just glad they even had a knife.

When you stab your self in the foot trying to save a dropped knife from concrete/tile only to immediately regret that decision 😅
 
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