You Might Be A Knifeaholic If...

almost every present you buy for ANYONE has a blade

you have a giant dagger tatoo'd on you (guilty)

you only have hair on one arm
 
zignal_zero said:
almost every present you buy for ANYONE has a blade

you have a giant dagger tatoo'd on you (guilty)

you only have hair on one arm
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like this?
 
Obsessed with Edges said:
If you've taken PRIDE in how effortlessly and painlessly your knife made your finger bleed when you felt the edge after sharpening...


If you're compelled to save your junk mail SOLELY to see just how cleanly your knife will open the envelopes...
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Oh man I thought I was the only one with the junk mail LOL!
And sometimes I make a mistake on my balisong while flipping and
I touch the edge and DON'T get cut I start fearing the blade
isn't sharp enough. And when I do get cut, I'm like, "Oh good, it's
still sharp." LOL!
 
When you stop looking for the “perfect knife” and simply accept that no matter how good the one in rout to you is going to be, your gonna be looking through the exchange section for the next one.

A buddy calls you up and wants to go for a few beers and to shoot some pool but you cant because you’ve just noticed that your edc needs to be sharpened.

You look forward to winter because having a coat allows extra pockets for extra knives.

You get pulled over, notice that the cop has a knife, you ask him what it is…you spend the next 10 minutes advising him on how to upgrade that pos within his budget (you get stopped 2 weeks later by the same cop and he has the knife you recommend in his pocket).
 
You endlessly debate which one of your many knifes you will use to open the box which will arrive tomorrow containing your new ultimate knife.
 
You call home from work to see if the package came yet.
You have a knife display somewhere in your home.
You oil knives that are already oiled that you haven't used.
 
1) the only reason you join youtube is to watch NUTNFANCY knife/gun reviews

2) when camping -you set aside a log just for your chopping enjoyments

3) you bought your father a knife for fathers day, but added two for yourself in the same order
 
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The most telling thing for me and my brother is referring to various knives as currency.

"That thing costs three and a half G-10 Tyrades". ;)
 
You've started using your leg hair as a "tester" because you have no arm hair left...

Not that I've ever done anything like that...:eek:
 
J.Mattson said:
When you stop looking for the “perfect knife” and simply accept that no matter how good the one in rout to you is going to be, your gonna be looking through the exchange section for the next one.
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"Y'see, knives are a lot like dames..." :D
 
If you are up at 1:30 am on BFC and the only reason you want to go to bed is so you can get up early and make a 30 minute drive to New Grahams tomorrow.
 
You think about knives when you wake up first think in the morning and when you go to sleep at night also. Its a sickness.......
 
You go to sleep with your most carried knife and wake up with a nice warm EDC and a smile for no reason.
 
If you spend too much time trying to come up with something to say in this thread.
 
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