You might have a few too many knives when...

[Guyon]

...your five-year-old assesses your Battle Rat with a critical eye and states flatly, "Papa, I think that's just a medium sized knife."

 

[safetyman]

I'd like to know what he thinks of your Mistress collection .

 

[Jaxx]

So I guess he's seen the AK-47 (oops, gotta remember where I am... ) Waki??

 

[GregS]

It is a medium/large sized knife, your child is in the ballpark. He's a perceptive little guy, must be all the biscuits and fish tacos.

 

[Horn Dog]

When you can't find a specific knife because it's buried in the bottom of the big box 'o knives and hidden by knives.

 

[Bigfattyt]

I don't have enough knives.

My longest chopper is my FBMLE, if you don't count the mag khukri machete, or my actual sword. Of course, I don't actually use the clunky bastard/viking sword.